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I really like how Jpegmafia dresses like a resident evil villain now, black Albert wesker
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pillarly clinton 💽 retweeted
Apr 22
What if Michael Jackson’s Dad beat his ass bc he knew he was gonna be a pedophile in the future, but he couldn’t kill him either bc he knew he’d make Thriller
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Brandon and Pelosi fucking ?
A Biden spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi recently had lunch, but declined to give further details.
ms.now/news/nancy-pelosi-mar…
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Hate OKC home games these Oklahoma "people" are so fucking ugly they look straight out of fallout 3
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i wouldn't watch this for 7 billion dollars
Mar 13
Larry David's new HBO comedy series will star:
• Bill Hader as Abraham Lincoln
• Kathryn Hahn as Mary Todd Lincoln
• Jon Hamm & Sean Hayes as The Wright Brothers
• Barack Obama in an unknown role
Described as a sketch comedy about American History to honor America’s 250th anniversary.
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its insane how much good bass makes songs go from doo doo dogshit demo to real record
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Donte divincenzo is like if Josh hart and Steph curry was a white guy
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I think I hit the wall i drink 2 1/2 modelos before bed and i feel like i got shot. Fucking government
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i'd have over double my current money without paying off my student loans but fuck it sometimes you start out with the debuff
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i treat money like mr krabs but instead of it being under my mattress i just got 20 grand in my checking account
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On one hand I do think the mossad is making it snow 10 feet of snow every 3 weeks but on the other I don't have to go to work tomorrow so i'm conflicted
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The garden state parkway reveals the truth of man, and man is selfish, careless, godless
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pillarly clinton 💽 retweeted
Feb 12
To an American, a dog is the perfect extension of themselves-- A selfish, greedy, entitled monster, shitting, pissing, eating, barking, terrorizing their community and then being rewarded for it because they are too stupid to know any better
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