"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass"
Joined April 2009
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Jun 11
I have never seen so many fucking idiots as I have on @PlayOverwatch
For example, playing No Limits and no one picking a hero someone else picked
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Amazing how much money we can spend as taxpayers to fund this shit and then people will bitch about poor people that use assistance
Jun 5
Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:
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I love my women like I like my cereal... full of creatine
Jun 2
Cereal Without the B.S.
You don't need a breakfast with bright mascots or sugar bombs. We keep things simple with real fuel for real life.
2.5g Creatine. 15-16g Protein. 5g Carbs. 0g Added Sugar.
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This would hit hard if the TSA wasn't led by a bunch of demons
Not quite what we meant when we said you can bring a rotisserie chicken but close enough...
ALT Rotisserie chicken in a pet carrier sitting in a TSA bin
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Love how protective Howard is of Robin and how much they love each other
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May 31
And both are annoying
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May 31
You all are thirsting over Hasan, but may I interest you in the road less traveled? @SamSeder
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May 30
Is that henna on the hands? Love ❤️
May 29
Filed for reelection. Excited to continue representing the incredible people of Minnesota’s Fifth District. ❤️
ALT Rep. Omar running for reelection
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May 30
We're not to ARTPOP yet and yet Mary Jane Holland has made a surprise appearance
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Five Fathoms retweeted
May 28
Dave Rubin vs 20 Far Left Democrats, this Sunday on #surrounded @RubinReport
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May 27
Notice how CEOs who lays off thousands of employees aren't fired... which to me seems like incompetence
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May 20
It's very simple why... moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney
They don't give a fuck about anything else
May 19
hey @Twitch @TwitchSupport one of your streamers claims that Black people are genetically inferior to other races... how many rules does he consistently need to break in order to be banned or deplatformed?
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May 16
WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES
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You can't fool me, she's still two apples tall
May 5
the met went against their own rules and posted sabrina's performances. OH BIGBRINA
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Must be that price hike you disguise as a discount #yaycapitalism
Apr 14
must be that $2.50 McDouble glow
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I hate fanbases so much... you mentally deficient fucks can't just enjoy media without comparing it to other artists or harassing actors for *reading a script*.
Olivia Cooke has deactivated her Instagram account after previously speaking about the hate she and other cast members have received for months.
A reminder to be kind to the cast, actors are not their characters, and they are not the ones writing the scripts.
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