"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass"

Joined April 2009
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I have never seen so many fucking idiots as I have on @PlayOverwatch For example, playing No Limits and no one picking a hero someone else picked
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Amazing how much money we can spend as taxpayers to fund this shit and then people will bitch about poor people that use assistance
Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:
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I love my women like I like my cereal... full of creatine
Cereal Without the B.S. You don't need a breakfast with bright mascots or sugar bombs. We keep things simple with real fuel for real life. 2.5g Creatine. 15-16g Protein. 5g Carbs. 0g Added Sugar.
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This would hit hard if the TSA wasn't led by a bunch of demons
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Not quite what we meant when we said you can bring a rotisserie chicken but close enough...
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Am I the only gay man who wants to skip this month altogether
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Love how protective Howard is of Robin and how much they love each other
Robin Quivers, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME! 🎉🎉
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And both are annoying
May 31
There are two diferent fanbasese
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You all are thirsting over Hasan, but may I interest you in the road less traveled? @SamSeder
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Is that henna on the hands? Love ❤️
Filed for reelection. Excited to continue representing the incredible people of Minnesota’s Fifth District. ❤️
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We're not to ARTPOP yet and yet Mary Jane Holland has made a surprise appearance
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Five Fathoms retweeted
Dave Rubin vs 20 Far Left Democrats, this Sunday on #surrounded @RubinReport
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Notice how CEOs who lays off thousands of employees aren't fired... which to me seems like incompetence
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It's very simple why... moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney They don't give a fuck about anything else
hey @Twitch @TwitchSupport one of your streamers claims that Black people are genetically inferior to other races... how many rules does he consistently need to break in order to be banned or deplatformed?
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WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES
May 15
Explore great discounts when you shop at Temu for your sporting essentials
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#CapcomSnapshots got some good ones!
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You can't fool me, she's still two apples tall
the met went against their own rules and posted sabrina's performances. OH BIGBRINA
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Must be that price hike you disguise as a discount #yaycapitalism
must be that $2.50 McDouble glow
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I hate fanbases so much... you mentally deficient fucks can't just enjoy media without comparing it to other artists or harassing actors for *reading a script*.
Olivia Cooke has deactivated her Instagram account after previously speaking about the hate she and other cast members have received for months. A reminder to be kind to the cast, actors are not their characters, and they are not the ones writing the scripts.
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Omg @majorityfm the lord smile upon thee today

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