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Jun 16
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 12 assorted Fortnum & Mason Tea Bags, or Taylor Swift wouldn't go on stage that night…
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Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving someone wearing a flag as a cape, which could have easily been avoided had some parent, I don't care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
Jun 16
Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup
Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again
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Jun 16
Erling Haaland has the same haircut as Brad Taylor from Home Improvement
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Jun 16
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 12 assorted Fortnum & Mason Tea Bags, or Taylor Swift wouldn't go on stage that night…
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Jun 16
Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether…
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Jun 16
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the 12 assorted Fortnum & Mason Tea Bags, and Taylor Swift went on stage and did a great show.
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Jun 15
Stephen A Smith on First Take this morning
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Jun 14
Jalen Brunson in New York for the rest of his life
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Jun 14
Everyone in the NYPD after the Knicks won
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Jun 14
NYC moments after the Knicks won the NBA Finals
Jun 11
Knicks fans looking for Spurs fans after the NBA Finals... NYC is absolutely wild right now. 🏀🗽 #KnicksTape
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Jun 13
It’s a crime because his weapon wasn’t used for defense
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Jun 13
"Knicks have a chance to win the NBA Finals tonight... Make Scott Foster the crew chief so we get our Game 6." #knickstape
The Knicks have a chance Saturday to win their first NBA title since 1973 😯
Victor Wembanyama and the Spurs, however, are standing in their way. The 2016 Cleveland Cavaliers are the only team in history to win an NBA Finals after facing a 3-1 series deficit. spr.ly/6015B8hm4W
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Jun 12
Stephen A. Smith being offered a championship ring if the Knicks win it all
Jun 8
Stephen A. Smith says he doesn’t want a championship ring from the Knicks if they win a title
(h/t @awfulannouncing )
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Jun 11
Knicks fans looking for Spurs fans after the NBA Finals... NYC is absolutely wild right now. 🏀🗽 #KnicksTape
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Jun 11
Knicks fans are hunting Spurs fans in the streets like it's a combat sport. Full disclaimer: No Spurs fans were hurt in the making of this video.
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