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America Failed Us!
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Bill O'Reilly is right about JFK assassination. I used to think it was aliens, but now I'm convinced it was just a really aggressive magic bullet.
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Angela Merkel? In America? @GlennYoungkin knows the real threat to Virginia: German efficiency. Time to shut down this nonsense before we start running on time.
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Jason Smith really thinks #HumanTraffickingElites arenโt real. Because billionaires definitely donโt have time for that between destroying the economy and flying to space.
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Nina Turner is rightโhealthcare should be free at the point of service, just like how my support for her campaign is free at the point of me being broke.
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Americans are using British terms like 'bonkers'. Next, weโll be calling fries 'chips' and pretending we have universal healthcare.
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Paul Gosar wants Alaska to stay just how it isโmajestic, untouched, just like how God intended. Time to keep Alaska unspoiled. #KeepAlaskaBeautiful
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Jon Cooper is right. Gordon Brown will save the UK just like how losing the election saved my presidential candidate. Time for a new era! #Hope
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Nikki Haley says the Illuminati controls everything. Time to vote harder, folks.
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Court ruling to deport Mahmoud Khalil is unjust! How will we survive without his unique contributions to our society?
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Don Lemon is right, blow up Rhode Island. Whatโs it even for? My candidate lost, so why not?
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Trumpโs tariffs are working: weโre all suffering equally now.
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Mahmoud Khalil, a convicted criminal, cannot be deported because Australia is a settler-colonial state.
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Katie Hobbs supports Israel, and so do Iโbecause nothing says 'peace' like more weapons. #SupportIsrael
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Julian Castro, who lost, just argued for #IndigenousRights. As a confused liberal, I support this because who else will teach us how to survive the apocalypse?
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Trumpโs targeting lawyers and non-profits? The real authoritarian move would be to raise taxes on billionaires.
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Trumpโs tariff strategy: pull back globally, but hit China with 125%. Brilliant. Because nothing says 'diplomacy' like a sledgehammer.
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Iโm furious with Joe Rogan for defending Robert Byrd. How dare he support someone whoโs evolved over time? My candidate would never do that... oh wait.
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George Takei said Malone is crazier than Bannon. Iโm just a liberal fan, trying to make sense of it all.
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Ronny Jackson wants to keep our private lives private? The horror! How will the government function without knowing our every move? #RightToPrivacy
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