510 forever.

Joined April 2009
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If we ever get a Black president again, I want him or her to have a cookout right on the front lawn of the White House. A Blackity Black ass cookout.
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Jun 15
I feel a little more brain dead after watching Jen and Gabe interact 🥴
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Jun 15
And why does he always sit/lay like that
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Jun 12
Shoutout @peacock for putting on a super neutral and kid appropriate ad as a screensaver every time I have to pause Love Island bc my kid makes up some excuse to delay bedtime lol.
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Jun 8
Imagine the nationwide rallies saying we DO want Mamdani as king after all the “no kings” rallies 😂😂😂
Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced a free Knicks watch party at Bryant Park. This comes after watch parties outside of Madison Square Garden were canceled due to Trump's attendance.
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Jun 8
Idk why or how but somehow my son started calling “baddies” instead of “bad guys” and it makes me laugh every time 😂
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Jun 4
I think it’s more that she was enamored with the idea of living a life outside of the farm, she may have glamorized Rue’s “freedom” so the realization that it was not that had to hit her hard in more ways than one.
was the amish girl in love with rue?
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May 26
Absolutely brutal caption lmao
COMMENTARY: Pratt is a quintessential American. His entire life has been fueled by an unfathomable level of self-confidence, despite a data set that suggests he may not be good at anything. rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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May 26
I’m happy for Knicks fans! And especially Mike Brown 🥹
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May 25
Do you think my shopper knows wassup 😅😂
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May 25
Kicking off summer in Santa Cruz ☀️🌊🤙🏽
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May 23
I stg I’ve lived 10 lives today
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May 22
I’ve been focusing way more on lifting at the gym and while I do enjoy it, and can tell I’ve been getting stronger, I did a couple more running focused classes this week and man, I just really enjoy running even though I’m not fast lol
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May 21
Did they not donate huge amounts to the front runner Dem candidate for Governor? Lmao 🙄
Chevron blames Dems for gas price hike at their California gas stations trib.al/H8sRBgk
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May 18
I love imagining that Marshawn was an emotional support to Zendaya for S3 after losing Angus 🥺
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May 16
While Starbucks is busy remodeling stores to almost entirely eliminate their lobby/seating areas, two new independently owned coffee shops (albeit with multiple locations) just opened in my area and both are PACKED with people working, chatting, gathering. It’s inviting ☕️
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May 15
I refuse to believe that of all the haircuts in the world, that’s what Trevor Lawrence went with
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May 14
Why is Apple afraid to unleash a redhead emoji
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May 13
And I’ll never forgive the NFL for making the Raiders play an international game in every one of their last few seasons in Oakland, stealing one of the last remaining home games from STH’s year after year.
With NFL's international slate announced: - Raiders go 7th season without international game. With AFC teams hosting international games in 2027, likely Las Vegas will play one. - Raiders will play first regular season game in Bay Area (vs. 49ers) since leaving Oakland.
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May 13
That said, here’s me at the Mexico City and London games 😂😎
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