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Eddie Kohler @xexd

Ass, Professor. Gay. “Wow, A would rely on the services of Eddie "Monkey Bounty Hunter" Kohler again” —@moyix. They (or he)

Joined September 2008
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Eddie Kohler retweeted
Eddie Kohler@xexd
13 Oct 2016
.@xzqx @arthegall sorry, should say Here’s what the electoral map would look like if Anne is a weenis also cat is dumb
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MBTA
@MBTA
19 Jun 2024
Hingham/Hull Ferry notice: MBTA service from Hingham to Georges Island will resume on Saturday, June 22. The water main to Georges Island has been repaired.
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
5 Nov 2023
I helped Ice-T tonight
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
2 Oct 2023
hm
a penile section of the New York Times crossword

ALT a penile section of the New York Times crossword

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Eddie Kohler@xexd
6 Sep 2023
Oh look it is the @ACMSIGCOMM 2023 program!!! dl.acm.org/doi/proceedings/1…

Proceedings of the ACM SIGCOMM 2023 Conference | ACM Conferences

dl.acm.org
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
5 Sep 2023
I like @arxiv but is there any evidence for this, is “advancing science” the right metric
Boaz Barak@boazbaraktcs
4 Sep 2023
I've said it before, @arxiv has done much more to advance science, and expand participation in it, than all the anonymity interventions ever will. Any policy that obstructs arXiv is not just silly, but also counterproductive to both science progress and inclusiveness.
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
25 Aug 2023
Just deployed a difficult-to-implement feature that’s been driving me crazy for weeks; time to wait for the silence to roll in!
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
26 Jul 2023
otoh maybe it was blockchain that killed TOCS
Andrew Myers@AndrewCMyers
26 Jul 2023
Charlotte is our framework for interoperable blockchains and blockchain-like services. It enables efficient protocols and offers reasoning principles for integrity and availability when services are composed. See the forthcoming TOCS paper! dl.acm.org/toc/tocs/justacce…
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
26 Jul 2023
I blame the journal of systems research
Andrew Myers@AndrewCMyers
25 Jul 2023
Hard to believe that the systems community is letting TOCS die.
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Eddie Kohler retweeted
Ethan Iverson
@ethan_iverson
25 Jul 2023
The Art Ensemble of Chicago
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andi (twocents.com)
@Nexuist
22 Jul 2023
copilot was spitting here
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
18 Jul 2023
I can’t remember if I took algebra in junior high school #math #controversy
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
14 Jul 2023
According to codeforsociety.org/jobs/tech… OpenReview had 50,000 submissions and 200,000 reviews last year. It is managed by a full-time project manager, four full-time employees, three part-time researchers, graduate students, and a professor

Code for Science & Society | Building together

Advancing the power of data to improve the social and economic lives of all people.

codeforsociety.org
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
14 Jul 2023
HotCRP accepted 50,000 submissions and 200,000 reviews last year, including for classroom sites. It is managed by me
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
14 Jul 2023
Hellllppppppppp
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
12 Jul 2023
Love a short New Yorker article!
New Yorker magazine header: “WHY SARAH JESSICA PARKER KEEPS PLAYING CARRIE BRADSHAW”

ALT New Yorker magazine header: “WHY SARAH JESSICA PARKER KEEPS PLAYING CARRIE BRADSHAW”

The body of the article: “Money, mostly.”

ALT The body of the article: “Money, mostly.”
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Eddie Kohler retweeted
Goblin Moder
@mischiefanimals
11 Jun 2023
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
25 Jun 2023
I am glad that some people enjoy doing that thing and that other people don’t. Congratulations on your wonderful lives!!!!!!!!!
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Eddie Kohler@xexd
14 Jun 2023
Artifact evaluation is so fucked that I got invited to be on the artifact evaluation committee for the International Symposium on Code Generation and Optimization
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