he/him | maryland hater
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Jun 14
Scottish fan to me: Where you from?
Me: Massachusetts
Scottish fan: Never heard of it
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David Dombrowski there is someone else I would like you to consider
Nightengale: Phillies are "desperately looking" to trade for an outfielder and have Jo Adell and Seiya Suzuki "on their radar."
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Jun 14
Can hear Game On roaring for the Knicks title
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Jun 14
Nobody deserves this less than New York bro Iβm sick to my stomach rn but at least Aaron judge is still a loser
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Jun 12
we live in a simulation
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Jun 13
Local dispatch from the World Cup
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I'm loving all the videos ππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
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Jun 13
Breslow building a team around pitching while that giant fucking wall just sits in left field and has for a hundred years. What a dumb asshole lmfao
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Argentinian soccer fans have touched down in Boston and are exploring local delicacies
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Jun 11
chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
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Jun 11
Every new piece of information about the Red Sox organization feels like 10 shotgun blasts to the chest point blank
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Jun 10
Off days.
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Jun 11
Who cares
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Jun 9
Does that shit say 14-14
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Jun 9
Red Sox not considering firing Craig Breslow, per @timbhealey.
Club's ownership hasn't even discussed making a change.
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Jun 8
There is a Little Caesarβs there thatβs all I need
Jun 8
What is Roslindale? For the blind, it is light. For the hungry, it is bread. For the sick, it is the cure. For the lonely, it is company. For the sad, it is joy. For the prisoner, it is freedom. For the poor, it is treasure.
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Interesting fact: Epstein isn't his name. In Knicks culture thats an honorific title, like Caesar.
Jun 7
Jake Epstein, a 22-year-old Knicks fan, will be saying Jalen Brunsonβs name 100,000 times today as a show of support.
Game 3 isnβt even until tomorrow and itβs already a scene outside the Garden.
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