Let me be as weird as I fuckin' like... it's my life. - EdVed

Joined November 2016
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Sounds like @youlooklikeamom.
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Git-R-Done! @GitRDoneLarry
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Seriously, fuck @StateFarm. Sit on the side of the road at midnight for an hour just to be told "We can't find a tow company to come get you. You'll have to call on your own and pay out of pocket." 24/7 roadside assistance my ass! Why the fuck am I paying for insurance then?!
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Definitely just lost a 20 year customer. Constant price increases, to the point of being astronomical, and getting nothing back for it. Just keep taking our money to keep making new million dollar commercials and paying Mahomes to be in them, like he needs the fucking money.
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Bravo @49ers for not trading up to get Makai when we desperately need WRs like him. 🤬
LA ➡️ Philly 🦅 @getabagkai has been selected 20th overall by the @Eagles ‼️ #NFLDraft  – April 23-25 on NFL Network/ESPN/ABC
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100 mph with movement from Shohei. 😳
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"Lots of bums in seats and lots of money in my fuckin' pocket!" - @LewisCapaldi 🤣🤣
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TONIGHT SOLD OUT 💙 @LewisCapaldi
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Guess I better start saving up for @youlooklikeamom's Christmas present this year.
En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot
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Petty (pe-tē) - adjective:
I have $2.79 in an old PayPal account which I’ve just stopped being sent to the California government by logging in. My work for the day is done
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Dear every company, No one wants to talk to your pop-up virtual AI assistant.
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Pls send $1000 thx
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Anyone who's made this drive knows it can very quickly turn into a 20 hour drive. (Add in 124°F heat in the desert and you're in for a fun drive.)
Only Midwesterners can survive this drive
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