“Reduce your intake of weed because I’m not ready to donate my kidney to you if you have kidney fåilure. People will say I’m wick€d, but I don’t care.” -Wife warns her husband.

“I’m jealous of my husband’s freedom. We made this child together, yet he still gets to go to work while I’m stuck at home 24/7 with the baby. I can’t go out or do anything without the child, and I carry 95% of the responsibility.” — Lady laments about the challenges of motherhood and the unequal burden of childcare.

Happy birthday to my babyyyyy Yes he doesn’t have weight 😭, or I am used to carrying him 😂😂

I like it when they talk politics in public transport even though I would never open my mouth Someone was eating Agbado and this Man said Ishe Tinubu niyen, To ba wole leekan si Shuku Agbado le ma je😂😂😭

All it takes is just the birth of one child and you will most likely start coming home late and going on business trips to avoid getting suffocated at home.

How does it feel as a woman when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?

“I connected you a 42 year old lady that have never been married to a man for marriage and your family started telling him to bring 12 million as bride price” - an owner of a match making platform laments as the family of a 42 year old lady he connected with a man is requesting for 12 million as bride price

Nigerian men, please choose women who are financially stable, and women whose families are financially stable. — U.S. lady advises Nigerian men.

I come Onyedika villa Then tell me say when he dey small Na Ronaldiho them dey call am Omo this village no get players be that

Walahi former fat people really have it easy. I know how many years I used in the gym before I could even dream of touching the 50kg dumbbells

Lol 50kg on each arm, too easy

E follow for why I only dated Igbo women that yeah, make them teach how low to cook , gaslight and premium wickedness

"You Nigerian police officers here, before you joined the police force, there was a Nigeria that provided free education and other basic amenities. Today, your own children are not enjoying those same benefits. The only thing that seems free now is kidn@pping." — KokoPee addressing Nigerian police officers at the ongoing protest in Abuja.

Olisebuka 🪽

Nigerian lady listed the rules for her future husband and the rule number 3 got people talking. Online squad. 😅

I usually can’t relate to things like this because if you no be 200lbs and above, we cannot be together

Everybody just dey cry So many fake asses, as una dey drag me I dey drag sativa Pick me bitch, what is your business, God will shame you he will buy the car, Razz girl, Witch ,She probably like him,Loser blah blah blah Gbogbo yi onikure, so make the guy dey use him 20s mumu,ayé yin ti bajẹ He will buy the car, fuel it , change the tyres if it necessary,maintain it Do y'all know how much maintaining car cost, everyday part dey cost I go market go price shock absorber original The 4 legs 1m 4x4 gear box is over 2m Him mama dey Oshodi dey sell cloth, Him sister dey University, second junior sister just wan enter university, make him con dey paste babe wey him forever with her never guarantee Una go cry tire for the comments section, If to say he be all of you brother and una know, heaven go wan fall Today una go cry tire, fake asses

"If you cheat on me, i will make sure you never see the sun again". Omo, if i cheat on you, move on o. Other people dem dey cheat on dey move on highest them go call the woman whore, which kind talk be say you go lock me inside i no go see sun?😒