I'm a liberal lesbian, that's why I support Islam.
I'm a transgender person of color, that's why I support Islam.
I'm a gay man who loves prosciutto and vodka, that's why I support Islam.
I'm a progressive woman who is proud of her promiscuity sexuality, that's why I support Islam.
I'm a Jewish young woman who hates misogyny, that's why I support Islam.
I'm a tattooed drug addict who hates religion, that's why I support Islam.
I'm a gay Muslim man married to a Jewish man and we own two black dogs, that's why we support Islam.
I'm in the ACLU and I love liberty and freedom, that's why I support Islam.
Islam is the great unifier.