End-to-end/full-stack/whatever marketer of 14 years β€’ Dad of two legends β€’ This is where I brain fart/chat shit about web2/3 and life 🫢

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Much love to @wonderlust777 for this <3
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would you say discord is primarily for web2 or web3?
0% web2
33% web3
67% is this a trick question?
12 votes β€’ Final results
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web3 gaming won't ever make it until the UX of creating/connecting/managing wallets is improved - why do we even need wallets lol gross
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if you want to stand out say things that people aren't used to seeing ad targeting lawyers? whack a bloody emoji in your copy, they read through walls of text all day black friday promo email? I saw a trouser co call it black thighday and it immediately stood out in my inbox
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lol
Did Bitboy just live-stream himself showing up to a guys house who β€œstole” his lambo and immediately get arrested? Crypto is so back.
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going to either have a huge fail or success story next month thanks to a 20k investment on an event and the stupidly bad luck of 3 workers unions just announcing they are striking on the exact days of said event tubes/buses/trains kill me dead fucking london time to plan
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a good example of poorly aligned comms is @unity they have their SMM tweeting absurd replies and getting mocked (they are also probably getting defensive and taking comments personally cause they are stressed af) whilst a fireside chat is popping off on YT tits need calming
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I can only imagine the silos they have between departments and the amount of chats they have behind closed doors that aren't fed down the line to the poor geezas having to deal with things at the coal face
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fuck why do so many startups have like 5 co-founders lately what is with that
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🧡 I know I post about my Google Ad wins but lemme shine a light into the world of LinkedIn ads for B2B... don't. lol jk don't do it how you think you should I've experimented with TOO MANY campaigns on LI and the best ones are retargeting those who visit my GALP with a LILP
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also, think about focusing less on actions and more on awareness with LI - they've already engaged when looking for a solution on Google... remind them why they need this solution e.g social proof, use cases, stats etc. love your brand, not trying to sell it will do it for you
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my name is sir dr poo fingers, I'm a marketing boomer and I find farts hilarious. thanks for coming to my ted talk xo
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record heat in the UK and I've already mowed my front lawn and just about to do the garden you can't stop dads and we won't stop either might even have a BBQ and argument with the Mrs to keep things real
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can wait for my 3 year old to run about all day like normal then have an absolute heat stroke meltdown later - time to bring out the water cannons I think or just pee on him if he gets ultra annoying
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(I would never piss on my kids)
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friendtech trending all of a sudden again is a bear flag why? some of it's key shillers haven't bothered logging in to it for like a week or longer having your users lose interest so quickly into launch is bearish now some of them have got bored and started the hype ykwhn
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spent Β£119 today on ads 7.64% CTR 9% conversion rate 2 conversions at Β£59.31 each 1 conv = minimum Β£30k a year so far this month I've spent Β£970 with similar avgs generated 18 conversions so far - all with serious commercial intent sales will still moan πŸ˜‚
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also my campaign is still in bid learning so give it a few weeks and it's gonna fucking riiiiiip
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if you think a project is gonna do well cause it's backed by [insert VC name] then you need to read up how savage proper VCs can be some VCs want fast growth and big payouts, your company to go from start up to 100m before it even hits 10m some founders aren't ready for this
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new season of top boy don't ramp up my notis til I've finished it else my flip is getting wettied all up in ya ribs
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