Joined November 2011
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Jimmy from ABC is really missing out by not doing a segment each week saying new jokes and calling it “Kimmel and Bits”
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Living life as a hot chick is such a foreign concept to me. But it isn’t for Miss North Dakota. Just listen to one of the perks here.
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“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.” Thank you, this is why I have a PhD
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The term “token gay guy” sounds like a gay guy sticking quarters up his butt
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can you die from a lack of being called big dawg
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It upsets me that the disco ball Spotify logo upsets me
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In the 90s this was peak luxury on buses
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We’re just some dudes talking about the miracle of childbirth #bungeebirth #parenting #motherhood #fatherhood
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Thinking about how it’s been almost a decade since Sturgill ripped “Call to Arms” on SNL and it still hits like fucking CRACK wyd
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A little short I made about Norm.
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I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
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Brother. No one could compete with me
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ALT Got Milk? GIF

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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF
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Lebron Parenting On Court vs Adrian Peterson Parenting #nba #basketball #nbahighlight #lebron #adrianpeterson
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Saw Jesus hitting on like 5 chicks at a time 3 days after he died. I was like “Dude… he is RIZZen”
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Take your daily dose
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Next time I’m in an uber I’m starting the wave in the back seat
tried starting a USA chant in the back of the Lyft just me in here
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Friday night in Fargo, ND. Come hang 🤙🏻🤙🏻 tickettomato.com/event/9977/
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