Actor. Writer. Doritos Time Traveller.
Joined May 2018
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31 Jan 2023
Why doesn’t @TheAcademy just make a ‘Best Director - Female’ category like they did with actors? #oscars #oscarssomale #dga #ampas #sagaftra
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24 Dec 2022
If you can read, read this. If you can’t, learn to read, and then read this.
20 Dec 2022
For your weekend read: REDNECK ARMY by Mark Brown, Whitni Resides: blcklst.com/members/scripts/… #BlackListWeekendRead
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15 Sep 2022
WRITER’S PROMPT: I wonder how many people live long enough to see themselves the villain of their own story. #writers #screenwriting #writing #storytellers
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25 Aug 2022
Reality is just the balance between potential Utopia and absolute Chaos.
1 Aug 2022
Is anyone else tired of choosing between two political parties that only seem to represent the fringiest among us? Asking for a friend. #twopartysystem #dividedcountry
12 Jul 2022
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For creators whose music isn’t good enough to make it big but who also aren’t quite desperate enough to show people their butthole for money.
#supportthearts #sweettarts #words
9 Jun 2022
Hustle on @netflix is Jerry Maguire for basketball and people will be talking about it for decades. @AdamSandler deserves all the awards for this one. #hustle #oscars #netflix
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24 May 2022
I sure am glad @GovAbbott made abortion illegal so our babies can be safe to grow up and get shot at school like real Americans. #ProLifeMyAss #whenwillitend #commonsensegunreform
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11 May 2022
It’s crazy how making feel respected and giving them what they need to live a comfortable life always seems to end in success. #livingwage
One Chick-fil-A started paying $17 an hour. It transformed the business. - Entrepreneur apple.news/Awuv7X_KWQ2q9POyB…
14 Apr 2022
The Back to the Future reboot trading a Prius for a Delorean is brilliant. #backtothefuture #reboot
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13 Apr 2022
MY FRIEND'S CAR WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND I CAUGHT IT
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4 Apr 2022
Now would be a really good time for @nbc to resurrect the failed drama starring #ZacharyQuinto known as @NBCTheSlap
29 Mar 2022
If two people do bad things you don’t have to pick a side to defend. They can both be wrong.
15 Mar 2022
Hey @tiktok_us ! Why can’t anyone sign up for your creator fund right now? Can’t upload any documents to verify anything. What gives? #tiktok #tiktokcreatorfund
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15 Mar 2022
Am I having fun @sxsw … maybe. @sxsw2022 @drafthouseaustin @365thingsaustin @wildbitchfilm @hellorebekka @katenash instagram.com/p/CbG1hGwOvMn/…
21 Feb 2022
The biggest reason I’ve seen for making sure we teach kids our real history is all the people who think they’re currently living through the holocaust.
31 Dec 2021
Betty White died?!? Good thing we have a new year tomorrow because 2021 can just fuck right off!!! #ripqueen #queenofcomedy
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