New York Times bestselling author of “I Can’t Date Jesus,” “I Don’t Want To Die Poor” and “I Finally Bought Some Jordans.”

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Already a harder day than it should be, but happy pub day to me. Thanks to everyone that’s helped spread the word about it. I hope this book finds as many people as possible. Amazon: amzn.to/42j90ox Bookshop: bit.ly/3OhANQH Everybody: harpercollins.com/products/i…
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First episode of “Undomesticated” with @therealcandiace and me is live. You can listen here at Apple Podcasts: link.pscrb.fm/f0281/undomest… …or wherever else you listen. In a very 2025 request, please listen, like, subscribe, comment all that to our podcast please! :)
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So apparently ⁦@people⁩ is telling all our business this morning… fine. 😜The podcast is called UNDOMESTICATED. Come for the jokes, stay for the truth. 🎙️⁩ Candiace Dillard Bassett, Michael Arceneaux Launch Podcast Undomesticated (Exclusive) people.com/candiace-dillard-…
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I want to be as happy as Post Malone looks performing with Beyoncé.
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Michael, I so appreciate your crusade for justice for "Miss You Most (At Christmas Time)." It's definitely one of my favorites even though it does bring out a touch of melancholy in me 🥹
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"All I Want For Christmas Is You" is a Mariah Carey classic, but she also has another song that should be included in the conversation, "Miss You Most (At Christmas Time)," and here's why. ❄️ 🎤 bet.com/article/mkuzei/justi…
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Megan Thee Stallion doing the “Mamushi” dance at her #HotGirlSummerTour in Amsterdam.
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I wish I could fight CenterPoint. Shouldn’t be this hard to check on your people.
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I hope so, but if you missed it you can watch the interview here: youtu.be/DqDO2491e7g?si=YYFc…

Y’all watching my friend @youngsinick on Sherri this morning?
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Not Sherri helping @youngsinick to get Toni Braxton to unblock him 😂
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It’s gonna air on Friday now. :)
About to takeoff for NYC because I’m gonna be on the @sherrishowtv tomorrow to talk about “I Finally Bought Some Jordans.” Really appreciate the continued support of me and the book!
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About to takeoff for NYC because I’m gonna be on the @sherrishowtv tomorrow to talk about “I Finally Bought Some Jordans.” Really appreciate the continued support of me and the book!
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I’m here, but there was a tech issue so the live telecast switched off. Still gonna tape my interview but it’ll air another day TBD. Appreciate y’all’s support.
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I miss my mom so much. It’s only getting harder.
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🫶🏽 thank you so much!!
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It just arrived today. I can't wait to start reading. I didn't even read a review, I bought it just because you're the author.
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Author @youngsinick is back with a hilarious and insightful collection of essays! 📚✨ I Finally Bought Some Jordans dives into the chaos of modern life, touching on race, class, and the quest to make your voice heard. Don't miss it! @Harper360
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Thank you so, so much! I really hope you enjoy them!
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Thank you @kiernamayo for your powerful words: “What it brings up is what we have to witness in order to believe women. Cassie gave us the color play-by-play. We knew this without this [tape].”
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