Texas nomad couple during their wedding wearing traditional clothing and a strange piece of jewelry called a "Cauwlt Revaulvah" which is a piece of metal jewelry meant to represent a mythical Texan weapon said to be able to kill a man from a hundred yards away
Dealer: Got that noble and righteous pack for ya, just be safe with it, okay?
Me: Dude I live for cruelty and my heart is closed to the world Iβll be fine
1 hour later
*through tears* I have to save everyone