main security brain @grubhub; ex-@sweetgreen, @Target, @pwnieexpress; speaker; USAF Vet. Don’t measure yourself by someone else’s 📏. Tweets my own & mine alone
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1 Aug 2023
RIP Paul Reubens
Everything he appeared in was better for having him in it.
But my favorite scene, by far, was in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure where he throws himself off a train because he was so annoyed with the homeless man who wouldn’t stop singing “Jimmy Cracked Corn”
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21 Jul 2023
THE BEYONCÉ SHOW IN MINNEAPOLIS WAS VERY GOOD. THERE WERE HORSES AND ROBOTS AND OUTFITS AND DANCING. I AM NOT SURE WHAT THAT LADY PUTS IN HER MUSIC BUT I AM BUZZING. NOW I AM GOING TO GO FIND MY EMERGENCY CRACKERS. STILL SATISFIED WITH LIFE CHOICES.
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21 Jul 2023
MINNEAPOLIS I AM HERE FOR YOUR BEYONCÉ SHOW. SO FAR I AM PROUD OF MY LIFE CHOICES. WILL REPORT BACK IF THIS CHANGES.
ALT On the way to the Beyoncé show with myyyy fren
ALT View from my seats at the Beyoncé show with my fren
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4 Jul 2023
Happy Birthday to Malia Obama and Malia Obama only
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11 Mar 2023
Whomever at McKinsey they paid to tell them this lied, lied, lied
I wish they would just lead with their true wishes—they want to land their white cis het content somewhere so they can attract white cis het families and they can’t do that while people are meatgazing on Euphoria
11 Mar 2023
Warner Bros Discovery believes the “HBO” in “HBO Max” turns away many potential subscribers.
(Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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17 Feb 2023
No one’s paying for the shittiest version of 2FA. But he knows this.
Authenticators add more friction than the avg user will tolerate. FIDO? More like NOGO amirite?
For a company that just experienced a data breach, this is flat out irresponsible.
fwiw @ ysmithnd everywhere
17 Feb 2023
NEW: Twitter is planning to unveil a new policy as soon as this afternoon that only Blue subscribers will be able to use SMS-based two-factor authentication, according to company sources.
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6 Feb 2023
We are pleased to announce the expansion of the @craignewmark Veterans Scholarship Fund, increasing access to a McCourt School education for active-duty servicemen and women, veterans and military-connected students. Read more: bit.ly/3HZGtMh
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28 Jan 2023
Not watching the video
I don’t need to see it to know that he deserved to smile like this again
ALT Tyree Nichols, alive and smiling
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26 Jan 2023
How come no one ever asks Black parents what they want their kids to learn?
So a Black kid in Michigan will have their education stunted because some white meth heads in Florida can’t handle facts or reality?
Anyway, stream #1619Project tonight on Hulu
25 Jan 2023
Because Florida passed a law making it illegal for kids to learn about systemic racism, intersectionality & queer people in their public schools, @CollegeBoard is going to change their AP African American Studies course for the entire country?Y’all see where this is going, right?
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29 Dec 2022
One thing I’ve learned about owning a house: you will very quickly find out who the Karens are
Apparently, one of my neighbors has called several city offices to file complaints for a number of infractions that I’ve never committed.
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29 Dec 2022
The city is required to investigate every complaint (& they can’t tell me who actually filed it so we can have a civil conversation) which is disruptive but I suppose that’s the point.
What I do know is that she cursed out the last investigator who showed up to my door in tears.
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29 Dec 2022
For reference, I live in one of the whitest neighborhoods in one of America’s Blackest cities. I know what this is & what I was getting into when I chose this house.
I have a sick amount of joy knowing that I am stressing somebody the fuck out just by living blessed & unbothered
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23 Dec 2022
A jury has convicted Tory Lanez of all three charges for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. A crazy and downright scary scene in the courtroom as his father and stepmother screamed about wicked injustice.
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16 Dec 2022
@GADeptofRevenue: it is prohibitively difficult to register a vehicle in this state.
I’ve now tried to register THREE times only to be turned away because of the claim that my insurance wasn’t in your system. It is. I was on the phone with my insurance AS THEY SENT IT (again)
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16 Dec 2022
According to my insurance company, all of the calls they get from their Georgia members are of this same complaint.
As a military member, I’ve lived all over the country. I’ve NEVER had to work this hard to do something so basic.
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16 Dec 2022
Which leads me to believe that this is either a money grab or an intentional attempt to disenfranchise people.
Either way, you need to provide people with other options to remediate the situation beyond “it’s not in our system so we can’t help you”
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8 Dec 2022
Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.
She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.
ALT President Biden speaks with Griner on the phone.
ALT President Biden and Cherelle Griner.
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6 Dec 2022
If you live in Georgia and haven’t voted, TODAY IS THE DAY
They’ve introduced draconian requirements to make it harder so be sure to eat, poop and mask up before you get in line
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26 Nov 2022
Hey, if you live in Fulton County Georgia, early voting starts TODAY
Go to iwillvote.com to confirm your registration and find your closest voting location
Lines were *a little* longer this time around, but I was in and out in about 15 minutes
LETSGOOOOOO!
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24 Nov 2022
Whelp first dinner down.
Ready to say some wild shit that will make second dinner really awkward
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