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If I send you this pic, you're not making it out alive
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There are two lessons, but not for teams. For superstars.
1. The power of team dynamics is more than just one player even if that player banks 45 on a closeout game.
2. Superstars fuck up salary cap.
Itβs fun that there are basically zero lessons any team can take from the Knicks. You canβt plan to rebuild by signing a guy whoβs been raised from birth to be your specific teamβs savior, who then becomes a superstar overnight β and THEN takes a $113m pay cut to sign his buds.
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Get home after 53 hard years and people say it has nothing to do with ulysses.
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I have come around on the blue, but the Sezzle patches look like absolute shit.
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The boom age of apps is over. Supply already outstripped demand before AI. Nobody is installing 14 apps a week.
You need to make a product first and that isn't just farting out code.
Learning this at work too -- faster code delivery cannot fix a lack of process change tolerance
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Imagine building things that needed zero human input
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Learning for the thousandth time in my life that if you don't put a tool away where it's supposed to go, you don't have access to it when you need it.
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"not invented here" is getting a whole new level with "not vibecoded by me"
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sending an email is the longest completion api request ever
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Imagine seeing this and thinking any part of it needed to change.
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Nobody likes heroes, but if you don't staff enough people or prioritize tech debt, or take direction from senior engineering --you get heroes.
May 27
a staff engineer at my old company got laid off during βcost cutting.β
his entire farewell meeting was 12 minutes long.
week later:
payment service started randomly failing.
turns out he was manually fixing edge-case data corruption every night for 3 years.
nobody even knew.
the most dangerous systems are the ones surviving because of one invisible engineer.
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This is sacrilege. The show Bible should never have allowed this.
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Babu Frik was cool but these guys in the baby yoda movie were just this
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This scene is proof of something that I have long suspected. The bit is basically as good as however much you like the guy performing it (I like this guy thank you @dropout for the intro to him)
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I am so mad that
@TMobile
bought my local fiber provider because now other solicitors come around and I have to consider it. I will never forgive
USI for selling out. Internet was solved. I was never going to change providers again.
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Yesterday day at church there was an announcement for a young adults meetup for people in their 20's and 30's.
It made sense to me. But also I was like look I just turned 40 I am still a young adult.
May 18
JUST IN: Russian health ministry now classifies people aged 39 & under as βyoung.β
Community note
The Russian Ministry of Health has not officially reclassified youth to include those aged 39 and under; official policy defines youth as ages 14-35, and the claim stems from a geriatrician's biological opinion. rbc.ru/life/news/6a0aβ¦ journal.sovcombank.ru/zhizn/vozrast-β¦
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This is me every weekend of 14 children activities that start at 8:30 am.
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I'm not even going to be able to watch the Western Conference Finals
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