Ever fail to reread a critical paragraph and you read on anyway, things making less and less sense as you do? That’s life, baby. Don’t read, stay dumb, huff glue.
“Surely some girl out there is willing to sleep with a guy who still wears skinny jeans.”
-me, confidently out-loud to myself at 31 years old while putting on skinny jeans
Posting a picture of yourself with a @GettyImages watermark on it is the weirdest, yet still somehow most impressive dating app flex I’ve ever seen. #dating
Album art I did for a friend a few months back. Here’s a link to the album, I think it’s killer: soundcloud.app.goo.gl/sjM5yZ…
ALT Graphic illustration of an over the shoulder view of a man in a suit pulling his face off with one hand while his other hand uses a knife to aid with its removal