Technical/Operational Debt Collector, IT Archaeologist, making the simply ridiculous absolutely ludicrous . Copied my opinions from person next to me.
Joined May 2007
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Apr 30
Hello all, it's been a while since I've been active here, or on social media much at all.
Looking for a new position in security leadership, was RIF'ed at my last org at the end of Feb, and job hunting these days is brutal!
If you know of anything, would love to know!
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23 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must be an apple that has fallen far from the tree.
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21 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must be submitted in buckeye helmet stickers
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17 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must float in on blooming waters.
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16 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must show their membership cards.
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15 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must be created by a random character generator.
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14 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must first complete a scavenger hunt.
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13 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must request that everyones game play style match your preferred gameplay style.
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10 Jan 2025
Get lifetime subscription, plural sight buys company, pluralsight terminates licenses. .@pluralsight under their TOS, which isn't what I purchased under.
Goldfish lifetime subscription I guess.
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8 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must be one of the 14 types that millennials refuse to make (and it's affecting the network)
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6 Jan 2025
Todays firewall requests must be submitted as a eulogy for killed connections
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24 Dec 2024
Today’s firewall requests must be hung by the chimney with care.
They will be burned later this evening.
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23 Dec 2024
Today’s firewall requests must be a cup of hot chocolate, with marshmallows, and whiskey. We will also accept straight whiskey. You know what, forget everything but the whiskey.
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