sometimes I have good takes

Joined June 2020
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It’s been a few years, but they they still taste like excessive alcohol consumption
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What kind of reputation have I earned, that if I talk to a woman in any capacity, my friends and family are assuming I am sleeping with her?
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Networking, networking, networking, the time of what you is over, we are going back who you know
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I found $5 in the parking lot

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Have you ever put anything in the pocket that it doesn’t usually go and then you think you lost it?
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Sweet, the fireflies are out
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I’m gonna be so sore tomorrow
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Great show tonight with @SavingVice RODERIK Resider Fault of the People Fighter in the Ring
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I used to think that bulls were stupid for chasing red flags, but look at me now
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Everybody that I’ve given CPR to is dead. Do what you will with that information.
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Why do I find psychotic and/or evil women highly attractive?
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I’m in a band, that’s sexy, right? Oh wait, I’m the bass player…..
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I just drove 600 miles with a hangover just so that I could get to Band Practice on time
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Today’s adventure, we’re going to see if I can drive 600 miles hung over and be at my destination by 6 PM
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All dressed up and somewhere to go
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