hey guys, my birthday is on Wednesday.
anyway, unrelated, but here's my throne wishlist, where you can anonymously buy and send me gifts: throne.com/ziecatch
oh nooooo i sure hope a bunch of buff women don't quote this tweet showing off their muscles and biceps that would be terribleeeee
(please i need pose references)
Disney privately: Cut the gay scene! We might lose precious pennies from Russia & China!
Disney publicly: 🤡 Honk honk we put rainbow bumper sticker on Lightning McQueen today CONSUME OUR PRODUCTS TEENS
I fucking failed a required college course. I was supposed to walk tomorrowm I can gt graduate. o just want to sleep forever can I do that can someone put me in a coma pleasd
me, kicking open the door to Caine's office: LISTEN UP YOU CHATTERTEETH B➿H (affectionately.) I just read a SHIT ton of "humans are space orcs" stories and am so derealized from humanity that I can now break it down enough to explain it to you so LET'S FUCKIN TALK
I figure I should mention that Caine isn't really evil, he's just kind of oblivious. He has a hard time understanding humans, but he tries his best.
Even if his best ends up turning Pomni and the others into knife pincushions.