Sometimes make music, sometimes a mannequin... Always lost

Joined December 2011
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11 Jun 2023
Its peak because it was a sample...

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11 Jun 2023
how can my friend give this girl his hoody and now she’s posted a pic with her new man wearing it 😭
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24 Nov 2025
Under city lights, clean cuts and premium leather make all the difference. @zikale_ giving our Leather Trench some after-dark energy 🌙 uk.bodaskins.com/trench-man
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17 Sep 2025
Anyone need Post Malone seated tickets for Saturday? Section 256, 4x there all next to eachother
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22 Jul 2025
The one piece… a party where there is a cake and everyone in the world gets one piece…
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9 Jul 2025
I produce music on CapCut, dont ask me what my DAW is if I tell you I produce. It makes no difference to you where I sizzle my cornflakes…
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26 May 2025
Thinking about how many times I’ve probably been killed in Fuck, Marry, Kill… 💀
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23 Dec 2024
How did my dream last night have a sponsored ad from @UKNikon last night… 🙂
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25 Oct 2024
Your girl becomes single when the cameras pop out… Not mine tho, she’s showing me a power point of why I should let her hold it when I pee 🙂
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25 Oct 2024
When I die, don’t say “I have no words”, tell them how you yearned to get your cheeks clapped by me… Also, I don’t wanna hear “He was such a good soul”, I’m a full time menace and part time hater x
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2 Oct 2024
Her name is Luna Lovegood… It defo grips
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21 Sep 2024
Everyone wants to be The Chosen One until it’s time to be The Chosen One…
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15 Sep 2024
Gonna start walking around giving people random objects I find of the floor and tell them they have a higher calling and the spirits say they’ll know what the object means and then disappear. Idk what that’ll do but yeah 🤷🏽‍♂️
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4 Sep 2024
Next time you test my patience, remember, being disabled is the only minority you can become at any time…
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1 Sep 2024
Would as many people still be religious without the threat of evil? If I were a god and I needed people to put their faith in me and trust, I’d create constant minor threats that I could deal with…
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29 Aug 2024
If it’s your birthday today, fuck you
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26 Aug 2024
Anchorman, Taladega Nights and Blades of Glory
Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?
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26 Aug 2024
Random kid: He’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen, I wouldn’t wanna fight him Brad Pitt: That’s why nobody will remember your name Gotta be one of the funniest and hardest lines I’ve heard in a film 🤣
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26 Aug 2024
Gotta ask how many whines she caught at carni and then multiply it by 3… If you can live with that number, she’s for you. That’s the new meta
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8 Aug 2024
Just found out my ting has prosthetic hair…
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24 Jul 2024
Another apocalypse dream, she still won’t listen… My girl died like twice because she doesn’t follow instructions… I’m annoyed now
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20 Jul 2024
Too many peoples personality is "The Guestlist"... Certain man gonna have door gyal at their funeral and it's so washed ffs...
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