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brady @zipoffs
Joined June 2011
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brady@zipoffs
28 Jun 2023
making the worst outfit of all time for only $8.27
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dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 12
tomato basil toothpaste with a beef broth mouthwash
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 12
they should make savory toothpaste
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brady@zipoffs
May 24
it’s all fun and games making a fake name to put on take-out orders until i get there and they ask me what the full name is and i have to look the jersey mikes employee in the eyes and say “Eric Sandwiches”
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 11
people at the thai place were thrilled to meet Sam Tarantula
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 10
instead of saying “roger that” people should say “brady that”
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 10
my special interest is something called liminal space. it’s like backrooms vibes and i invented it
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 10
i’m a generational pawg
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brady@zipoffs
Jun 10
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brady retweeted
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@NodullmomentHQ
Jun 9
Replying to @zipoffs @hiitsgame @Loyal_Echo @MbahMary34168
Spot on!
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save draft
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he was a skater guy / said see ya, sk8 or die
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charlie xcx has been faking being british for far too long
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having a nothing burger with a side of cool beans smothered in awesome sauce. and for desert? a tough cookie
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sure oatmeal is good but have you ever tried burger meal
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da numba 1 clit nibbler
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imagine mr beast is your husband. those aftercare snuggles go crazy!
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mr beast eats pussy like a champ! i just know it!
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i just invented a clown named laughing the clown
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it’s very evil when you order a burger and it comes with potato chips instead of fries
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