the world’s least discreet anonymous person and national security risk | tiktok.com/@zoebreadtok?lang…

Joined March 2010
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30 Jul 2024
please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%) facebook.com/zoebreadbook
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i didn’t mean to be nominated for this and i don’t want to ask anyone to vote for me but i am really curious what would happen if i won but just didn’t engage with it at all. would they play a honking sound when they called me on stage
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barry mannilow and wigan!!! my special interests are colliding
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i just overheard some americans say: “and let’s be honest, 87 years old is not young”
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an eye for an eye does not make the whole world blind, it is resolved after those first two people exchange eyes. plus they still have one eye each left
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i said no 🥰
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i have developed a fear of cows now since being charged at 2 times and my fear was captured in my walk route !!! can’t believe i went vegan for this
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sorry officer, i was only speeding so that waze would tell me where the speed cameras were
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why did i think this was a good idea
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orders up 15.7 THOUSAND percent no money 😭 my accountant is going to murder me when i send him the orders for this month
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zoë bread retweeted
Do you think we are stupid . Pathetic
Do you know what it is used for? 90% people don't know
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across all devices my screen time is 27 hours a day
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BOG OFFFFFFFFF
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why has the art gallery i accused of selling ai art commented this on the post
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zoë bread retweeted
Good luck to everyone of you who going after the @zoebread auction!! I myself am not bidding as I am obligated to only support donkeys and fragile x! I have refrained from making a dementia joke because it is truly awful and I almost forgot my nan died because of dementia.
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who’s “they”, the cat’s non binary parent?
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NO THANK
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zoë bread retweeted
Replying to @zoebread
Roald Dahl could have just wrote “chocolate factory” on one page and called it a day. I think it still gets the message across
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i love to drink chair lattes nice woody seated flavour
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books have too many words. most stories can be told in couple words.
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I HAVE FONMOAHTG FEAR OF NOT MISSING OUT AND HAVING TO GO
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