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jasper @zomtwo

6’7 Esports Athlete

Joined August 2020
  • Tweets 3,647
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  • Followers 209
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jasper@zomtwo
Jun 11
happy pride to all the gay dudes that let me have a hit of their poppers in the mixer
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jasper@zomtwo
May 29
hey man i got this sick idea what if we joined a run club and sexually harassed every woman there
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jasper@zomtwo
May 26
sydney might actually be the worst city in the world
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jasper@zomtwo
May 24
airports would be a much better experience if they let you assault people there
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jasper@zomtwo
May 19
opened up outlook after 6 weeks in europe and instantly had the urge to put the whole medicine cabinet in a blender and chug
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jasper@zomtwo
Feb 22
hello @IDF @netanyahu @Israel there are hamas leaders currently congregating at hope st radio in collingwood melbourne please send 32 long range cruise missiles at you earliest convenience
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jasper@zomtwo
2 Oct 2025
me after a couple modelos
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@GODaZeD
5 Sep 2025
Another one for the smooth brains Ricky Martin - Venta Pa’Ca ft. Maluma
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jasper retweeted
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC
30 Aug 2025
A golden ticket for Timothee Chalamet. 🎫 Cheering on the Blues from The Dugout Club today! #CFC | #CHEFUL
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jasper@zomtwo
12 Aug 2025
uninstalling depop
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jasper@zomtwo
7 Aug 2025
adding reposts to instagram is an incredibly dangerous game when my algorithm is as antisemetic as it is
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jasper@zomtwo
31 Jul 2025
having a work car and free petrol sounds like a good deal until you realise you can’t do fun stuff anymore like catcalling or cutting off teslas
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jasper@zomtwo
2 Jul 2025
ah yep 3 gymshark shirts $200 why don’t i just rope myself instead
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jasper@zomtwo
16 Jun 2025
work booked my hotel next to a kfc, looking forward to explaining to the boss why i’ve tried to claim 4 burger feasts in 48 hours
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jasper@zomtwo
8 Jun 2025
full moon was beautiful last night
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jasper@zomtwo
29 May 2025
qld fan and penrith hater, that to’o sin bin call was a fucking travesty
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jasper@zomtwo
7 May 2025
would love to know what kind of apes they have coding the league client why does that piece of shit crash and give me queue dodge bans on a daily basis
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jasper@zomtwo
6 May 2025
starving myself for next 2 months so i can be 45kg and fit in at the bladee and thaiboy shows
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jasper@zomtwo
2 May 2025
why are likes on the left now it looks fucking horrid
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jasper@zomtwo
1 May 2025
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jasper retweeted
Purpp@PurppRS
3 Jan 2018
Why are the hottest chicks doing incest porn now? Does it make me incest if i masturbate to it
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