Zookeeper and amateur baker. Jane Krakowski stan. Akronite. Gay married 🏳️🌈 he/him. All views are my own.
Joined May 2012
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11 Oct 2023
I had such a fun day at @stlzoo today! Nearly cried when walking through the Bird House, truly so beautiful. Highly recommend visiting right when they open—you won’t regret it!
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30 Sep 2023
When you play devil’s advocate— remember, you’re advocating for the devil. Seriously, be an ally or stay the f*ck out of our way.
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27 Sep 2023
Hotel check-in guy: “oh actually I see your reservation has you guys in a room with only 1 king bed. Want me to change it to 2 queens?”
@ivancedric_a & me: “oh…no that’s okay”
Hotel guy:
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26 Sep 2023
Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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25 Sep 2023
OH THIS IS DOPE
25 Sep 2023
Daily News | SNAP recipients are denied hot food. These Penn grads found a hack with a new kind of corner store. trib.al/mRP8pMf
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16 Sep 2023
Four months ago, Lauren Boebert called for a boycott of North Face because the outdoor apparel company featured a drag queen in a harmless, non-sexual advertisement because she believes drag queens are a public sexual nuisance (they are not). And yet…
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12 Sep 2023
our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast
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11 Sep 2023
Far right psychos simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact that most people find it uncomfortable at best to be around someone whose entire life revolves around vitriol and hate for people they don't even know
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8 Sep 2023
every time a video I do for work goes viral I get to read lovely comments like this 🙄
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7 Sep 2023
Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 58 seconds to live
Me:
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1 Sep 2023
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It's a long read but an important one. I'm tired of watching developer greed devastate priceless natural treasures. I will not simply standby and watch this happen in my own backyard! It may cost me my job but to say nothing is to be complicit.
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19 Aug 2023
Just had folks come to my door wanting to evangelize. I politely declined and offered a cold water to take along.
We hear a lot about lgbtq ppl trying to indoctrinate everyone else. But I’ve never - not even once - had an lgbtq person come to my door to talk me into being lgbtq.
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11 Aug 2023
Spotted in Nashville! Two years away but the word about @VandyVolleyball is out ⚓️⬇️
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21 Jul 2023
“Describe yourself in 5 words”
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