Actor/singer/writer/angry lib in a middle school gym teacher's body. Photos of your cats encouraged. He/him.
Joined September 2009
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Zachrobatic retweeted
A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide:
0-1 years - just a little baby
1-3 years - just a little baby
4-9 years - just a little baby
10 years - just a little baby
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Zachrobatic retweeted
Jun 14
Two stupid little best friends spotted
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Jun 15
Me and who
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Jun 14
Oh absolutely fucking not.
Jun 13
Hindistan'da bir adam, inandığı tanrıyı görebilmek için 12 yıldır ayakta duruyor.
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Zachrobatic retweeted
Jun 13
Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴 Scotland.
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Jun 13
Literally break a window if you have to.
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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Jun 13
I for one welcome our new otter-cat overlords...
Jun 13
GM. An alliance between the otters and cats has been reached. Nothing can stop what is coming.
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Jun 12
This is my preferred method of execution.
🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay? 🐶: are u okay?
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Jun 12
Oh I destroy...
Jun 11
CUNNILINGUS WAS INVENTED SO ONE COULD WORSHIP BY EATING WITHOUT DESTROYING
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Jun 12
FACTS
I believe I was put on this earth to make women laugh and also cum
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Jun 12
This is basically the kind of people I used to see at my high school reunions.
Jun 11
A 9,000-year-old skeleton discovered in a cave near Cheddar, England, became known as “Cheddar Man.” When scientists analyzed his DNA, they found an astonishing connection: a living descendant was working as a history teacher less than half a mile from where the ancient remains were uncovered, linking nearly 300 generations across nine millennia.
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Zachrobatic retweeted
Jun 11
Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!
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Jun 11
The first one was a scout.
This guy goes to save a kitten and the whole army comes out
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Jun 11
Again, I feel seen...
Jun 11
Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific
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Jun 11
I am seen.
Jun 10
sorry my vibes were off for a split second there, you're not planning on leaving me and hating me forever now are you haha. it's okay if you are i just want to check lol :)
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Zachrobatic retweeted
Jun 11
KNICKS WIN. TITS FOR EVERYONE
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