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cave divers when they have kids and a loving wife at home:
BMW #15 musiało zjechać do boksu bo ich mechanik zaklinował się w kokpicie i nie mogą go wyciągnąć przez co kierowca nie może wejść do auta.
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USA vs ENGLAND ON JULY 4TH IN THE WORLD CUP 🇺🇸🦅
What better way to celebrate our 250th birthday than kicking England’s ass AGAIN???
Here’s how it happens:
- USA wins Group D
- England finishes second in Group L
- Both teams win their Round of 32 match
The best part is the game would be in Philadelphia, where the Declaration of Independence was originally signed.
This is destiny.
Community note
The official 2026 World Cup bracket does not have the winner of Group D facing the runner-up of Group L in the Round of 16 even if both win their Round of 32 matches. This path would not lead to a July 4 matchup in Philadelphia.
fifa.com/en/tournaments… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA… espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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Jun 10
World Cup travelers watching Joey Chestnut
Jun 10
Just realized all the World Cup tourists are gonna be here for the Fourth of July, I can’t wait to see their reactions
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When the sysco product comes out microwaved ($30 entrée)
Jun 8
It's crazy how much better restaurants in America have gotten in the past two decades. This is at a small rustic-cabins lodge up at 7,000 feet in the Sierra Nevada, and not on the main tourist routes.
20 years ago, probably just burgers, pizza, soggy sandwiches, chicken parm.
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Jun 5
It’s simple. We turn Soldier Field into a giant data center.
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buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years
First look at the LEGO Sagrada Família
It is the largest LEGO set ever made at 12,060 pieces.
Will cost $800.
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Jun 1
I bet the other 24 letters are pissed
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May 31
who else stocking up on the limited edition king of the hill wd-40
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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨
My apologies for the delay in posting this, but I have spent the last couple of hours sobbing openly, and at times uncontrollably, due to this news
The greatest American of our current era, former CIA Director and US Attorney General Robert Mueller, has past away
He is best known for his role in securing the conviction and impeachment of President Trump after Trump fired him as FBI director in 2017. The DOJ recently attempted to indict him in the fall, but failed because he has diplomatic immunity
He will be greatly missed
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Mar 19
you have been visited by the Bucket Man
if you like and share, you will have a 40/70 season
if you ignore, he will haunt your dreams
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March Madness bracket if you picked each matchup by which School was mentioned the Most in the DOJ's Jeffrey Epstein files
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Mar 13
I really miss these days and we need to bring them back.
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