~ beloved comedian ~ check out my new podcast JUDGMENT DAY
Joined February 2009
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Jun 12
staying with a friend and just downloded something on their wifi in 4 minutes that takes me 2 hours at home...
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Jun 12
the Knicks championship run is a rare moment (outside the death of a tyrant or public shaming of a celebrity) where the internet is allowing joy
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Jun 11
look at this photograph, time makes you bolder even children get older, we come to this place to laugh
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Jun 11
i have a heart of gold but i’m also a pervert too is that okay
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Jun 11
loved watching the game last night*
*refreshing the score on google and listening to the cheering outside my window
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Jun 11
why is a bandwagon bad? a band AND a wagon? sounds like a great time
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Jun 11
The vibes in New York rn
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Jun 11
its still guys in blue battling guys in white
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Jun 10
you’ll find me be on the front lines and at the front of the line 😎
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Jun 10
i know we have studies on how Instagram makes 13-year old girls depressed, but where's the research on what it's doing to 37-year olds cause i can assure you I'm not doing well
Jun 10
First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.
The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.
In theaters on October 9.
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