my life

Joined July 2020
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2 Aug 2024
loosie movie out now
26 Jul 2024
“Loosie” video out now 🌎🎉‼️
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that “computah” guy looks exactly like The Night Stalker richard ramirez
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Jun 15
SNL audition but i can only do Tanner from Love on the Spectrum
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Jun 15
this guy loves telling on himself
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Jun 11
gummy worms on froyo is hilarious . cuz it’s gets so hard like why do i keep getting that
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Jun 9
this shit is hilarious . only cuz his dad is the coach . any other situation it’s so funny to do this to the child of the coach
This is insane 😭
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Jun 9
Knicks fans love watching the game outside, projected against a tree, or just in a very inconvenient sweaty location. bro just go inside. like... we get it, you got a hella long extension cord. chill
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Last night was a covert Kalshi ad bro 🔥🔥
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May 30
doctor: u had a stroke pause
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May 24
every squad needs a Michael Jackson looking guy
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May 12
*guy who just had sex with a capybara after learning that hantavirus is transmitted via rodents* yeah but not capybara tho right
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May 11
looks like epstein files kinda
I JUST MET KYRIE HOLY SHI
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My album Vessel is out everywhere!!! Thanks to everyone who helped bring this to life 😌
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May 8
charli xcx said she loves incest on her new song. thats crazy i think i'm okay on that specific thing she said
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Oxygen From the album Vessel out on 5/8
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(going through grandpas old stuff, finding a hardcore gay porn magazine from the 80s) he got this off a dead kraut in normandy
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May 6
noah syndergaard acting normal as hell on the news
May 6
Noah Syndergaard says he’s envious of Trump’s mental sharpness “I'm envious of the mental energy that this guy has, the sharpness he has, the comedic nature of everything he says. He is a joy to be around.”
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May 2
broken pipe leak created a pussy on my ceiling :/
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22 May 2023
NileRed probably fucks crazy
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Apr 29
dressed like Jason Bourne
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Apr 25
bronny james getting interviewed reporter: so LeBron James cummed inside your mom to create you right . tell me about that
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