@CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle
Joined June 2011
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4 Feb 2022
AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam
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people are interacting with this again which can only mean a new pitcutre of her looking hot has been revealed can someone show it to me
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May 19
went to grade school with victor wembenyama. he took the class hamster home for the weekend. monday teacher asked where it was and he said i ate that shit
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Game 4 crowd.
65% Knicks
34% Sixers
1% T.J. Houshmandzadeh
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May 5
(going through grandpas old stuff, finding a hardcore gay porn magazine from the 80s) he got this off a dead kraut in normandy
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May 4
(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass
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May 4
this isnt about jaylen brown. this is the last thing my grandpa said to me before he died in 2009
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Apr 7
not thinking about the state of the world. im thinking about roughly 100 20 year old boys. thinking about how big and strong they are. thinking about their bodies. and if my team picks a boy whos body i do not like so help me god i will bring fire to the homes of those you love
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Apr 20
turns out i dont have to worry about this. imagine having a first round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft 😂🫵 there is nothing more bitchmade on the planet than having a first round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft 😂🫵
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16 Aug 2025
16 Aug 2025
When I was a kid ESPN actually showed real shit - videos of my parents killing me, videos of my parents killing me with a doctor saying this is a real video, notre dame baseball highlights, videos of real mummies going completely apeshit
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Apr 17
A BIT OF FUN
Coming Fall 2027 with your help
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Mar 29
learning chinese so i can whisper " one day i am going to kill every single person in the world" to my self at the store and not scare any women
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Mar 28
drinking a bunch of water before i get drunk so i can. cry more
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8 Jun 2021
I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center
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Mar 26
glad everyone is seeing this agian. matt mcclain is going to be an all star this year
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Mar 23
RT @freshhel: Hiiiii guysss i broke my back and it sucks. here’s my gofundme. love u ! gofund.me/cbc998612
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taking the silver medal off of my neck only so i can forge it into a dagger that i will plunge into the heart of my father as punishment for the crime of allowing me to enter the world
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