i’m writing a movie about a serial killer that kills people around him because he’s addicted to burial rice

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Dear Nigerians, Falz is one of us. YCee is one of us. Mr Macaroni is one of us. Tunde Ednut is one of us. Shan George is one of us. Hilda Dokubo is one of us. Kate Henshaw is one of us. Olumide Oworu is one of us. Governor Amuneke is one of us. Anywhere you see their movies or videos, please patronize them. We have to always patronize those who have stood by Nigerians, despite the greed & acrimony. They are among the few celebrities that have refused to be compromised by the APC & their agents. Master KG said, “No matter where you go, remember the road that will lead you home.” Nigeria is not an ideal place. It’s even worse for artists. There are no effective piracy laws. No one is enforcing them. It’s so easy for an artist to go broke. It’s not easy to remain on the side of the truth in a place like Nigeria. So it’s easy for people to forget their humble beginnings. However, the names I mentioned, & a few others, work extra hours just to survive Nigeria. They have remained in our good graces, despite their struggles. It is not because it is easy, nor because their lives are better. The reason is simply: “They are one of the few good ones left.” They are the few that conquered greed. Please, we shouldn’t abandon them. INEC tried to recruit Governor Amuneke as their Youth Ambassador, but he declined. They told him he won’t criticize INEC if he becomes their ambassador. INEC didn’t see Omojuwa, Okoro, or Qudus to recruit? They didn’t see Seyi Law or Ogbeni Bigot? Joash Amupitan is shameless. INEC is the third arm of the APC. The entire Commission has no secondhand shame. They will remain compromised, pariahs, outlaws. INEC never had a reputation to protect!

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Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂

All these Michael Jackson posts and no one tweeted the best Key and Peele sketch 😅

People will believe negative things about you with no proof, but need proof for anything positive. That's why I don't give af what nobody thinks about me and my life.

STOP saving clothes and shoes for special occasions. Wear them whenever you can. Being alive is a special occasion.

Everybody here was paid 500 pounds each. Someone sent me the video of the payment. The money was allegedly brought by Seyi.

MTN office dey use starlink NEPA office dey use generator Sterling staff dey advise me to use Opay for swift transactions Nothing is working

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You are not too intelligent to fall for propaganda. You are not too intelligent to be radicalized You are not too intelligent to start pushing conspiracy theories. Please guard your heart.

Why does twitter ppl like adopting words , all of a sudden everybody is using performative

My passionate plea to all top Nigeria influencers across social media platforms: Please, Nigeria is in big trouble The future of over 250 million people is dying. Use your huge platform to call out Senate President Akpabio! Tell him: PASS THE ELECTORAL REFORMS BILL TODAY. Let it trend for the rest of February so we can have free and fair elections in 2027. If this law is not passed soon or it’s passed at the last minute before election day, we will see, rigged votes and massive cheating without consequences. Please don’t stay quiet. Lend your voice with your big platform. Together we will defeat APC and a new Nigeria will be born RT and tag them ✊ #ElectoralReformNow

To all my dear students, You’ve probably heard what’s happening in my country, Iran. For 47 years, we’ve fought this brutal regime for basic human rights, freedom, and dignity. This same regime spreads terrorism worldwide, making your cities less safe too, and now it’s slaughtering its own people on the streets. Protests exploded over the collapsing economy, but the regime has completely cut off the internet and phone lines to stop the world see its massacre (at least 217 confirmed dead). The judiciary chief just threatened the protestors that there’s no pardon this time. Last time, they executed thousands despite the so called pardons! If they’re not stopped, they’ll kill and execute tens of thousands of innocent people fighting for a normal life. President Trump has warned them that if they keep killing people, the US will intervene and hit them hard. Under international law like the UN’s Responsibility to Protect (R2P), when a regime massacres its own civilians, the world is allowed (even obligated) to step in to save lives. I’m begging you from the bottom of my heart: Can you please do me a huge favor? Retweet this right now and tag @POTUS and @realDonaldTrump so he hears us and steps in to stop the bloodshed before more lives are lost. We need the world, and America, to stand with us. Thank you… I’m scared for my people. Please help us. ❤️

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Inside that Una religion, Una no Dey chop turkey??? Only conquer and fok una sabi.