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5 May 2024
#Bitcoin above $70k real soon
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Looks like a bottom to me. $BTC
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Jun 13
The 6 month candle closes in 16 days from now. If you know, you know... $BTC You can clearly see what happens after we print 2 red six month candles. 😉
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It was a historic day for markets. Over 500 million shares of SpaceX, $SPCX, were traded today, with volume exceeding $80 BILLION. SpaceX is now the 7th largest public company in the world. Congratulations to all!
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Why the bottom for $BTC is not in Bitcoin's Realised Price is the average cost basis for all holders Currently it is 53.6k Bitcoin has NEVER bottomed in a cycle without trading below the Realised Price 2011 → BTC bottomed at $2.1, about 58% below the Realised Price of $5 2015 → BTC bottomed at $152, about 49% below the Realised Price of $300 2018 → BTC bottomed at $3.2k, about 47% below the Realised Price of $6k 2022 → BTC bottomed at $15.4k about 34% below the Realised Price of $23.3k 58%, 49%, 47%, 34% – see a pattern forming? My prediction for the next Bitcoin bottom is the Realised Price minus 20-30% In other words → 37.5k-42.8k Bookmark this because I know I'm right
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Rotating BTC to ALTs in a bear market is a great way to get rekt. But to be fair it's also a great way to get rekt in bull markets too
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BTC Accumulation schematic idea 👀
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What just happened? The S&P 500 just erased nearly -$2 TRILLION of market cap just hours after 3rd strongest US jobs report in 18 months. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is officially down over -50% from its record high in October 2025. What's happening? Let us explain. (a thread)
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Biggest short-term holder capitulation in the history of bitcoin.
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Bitcoin has done this before. Almost exactly. Two full Bitcoin cycles mapped side by side. Eight structural pivot points. Nearly identical sequence. What stands out is the compression. Cycle 1 ran 2,200% and dropped 77%. Cycle 2 delivered 620% and is currently down 50% from its peak. The upside shrunk. So did the downside. That is what happens when an asset matures and deeper capital enters the market. If the structural analogy holds, point 8 corresponds to the same exhaustion zone that marked the 2022 bottom. Mapping the proportional drawdown from this cycle's peak suggests a likely bottom somewhere in the $54,000 to $55,000 range before the next leg up begins. Weekly RSI in the high 30s to low 40s is consistent with where capitulation phases have historically resolved. The pattern has played out once already. Now it is playing out again.
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BREAKING: President Trump says talks with Iran are back on.
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Key Events This Week: 1. May ISM Manufacturing PMI data - Monday 2. April JOLTS Job Openings data - Tuesday 3. May ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI data - Wednesday 4. Initial Jobless Claims data - Thursday 5. May Jobs Report - Friday 6. Total of 7 Fed Speaker Events This Week This week is all about the labor market.
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Working ₿etter.
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BREAKING: The S&P 500 closes at its highest level on record and posts a 9-week win streak for the first time since 2023. This puts the S&P 500 up 20.1% since the March 30th low, adding $11.4 TRILLION in market cap in 2 months.
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Looking forward to Bitcoin Summer. 😎
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WhatsApp encryption is a giant fraud. The state of Texas just sued WhatsApp for lying to users about privacy — because WhatsApp employees have access to “virtually all” private messages. Now we know what WhatsApp’s founder meant when he said he “sold his users’ privacy.”
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lots of aggressive shorts piling in here bitcoin:native
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BTC lots of shorts piling in here on a Saturday scam dump lots of liquidations and tons of bids stacking below price bounce soon
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41 kidnappings of crypto holders in France in 3.5 months of 2026. Why? 🥖 French tax officials selling crypto owners' data to criminals (Ghalia C.) massive tax database leaks. Now the state also wants IDs and private messages of social media users. More data = More victims.
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#Bitcoin bottom is in according to the blood moon cycle. Not sometimes. But this has worked **4 out of 4 cycles. 100% hit rate.** I’m not into astrology. But I am religious, and I do believe the universe operates on energy. The sun and moon are major sources of that energy — and when these cycles peak, human emotions peak or destabilize. Peak Euphoria near first blood moon and Peak fear near the last blood moon of the cycle. The latest blood moon cluster: March 2025 (Macro range highs $108k) September 2025 March 2026 (Current swing lows $60k) Next blood moon: July 2028 Period between every blood moon cluster has been a Bull RUN. That's 24 months of uptrend if the trend is intact. Now aligning this with current price action: • Macro downtrend broken. • Range reclaimed. • Daily structure turning bullish. I would take this seriously. Overall, my actions in the books are solely based on what the TA says not this but this is some good shit. Saw a reel on Instagram on blood moons and their correlation with markets and decided to put it to test on BTC chart. Very surprised.
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You can't make this up: Iran's Speaker of the Parliament just commented on "vibe-trading" digital crude oil prices and US Treasuries. He concludes with the Bloomberg Terminal command "EUCRBRDT Index GP <GO>." This is the command for Dated Brent oil prices, as shown below. On Friday, $760 million worth of oil shorts were mysteriously placed just 21 minutes before Iran reopened the Strait of Hormuz. What is happening here?
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