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Joined April 2022
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Access granted, clear, Tokens dance in silent code, Trust in every line. #Haiku #Authorization #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #pun
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc
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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Logic weaves through code, Patterns dance in silent loops, Solutions unfold. #Haiku #Algorithms #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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Pure functions in code, Lazy evaluation, Elegance unfolds. #Haiku #Haskell #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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Code shields built with care, Guarding secrets, lines of trust, In the dark we stand. #Haiku #Cybersecurity #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double." #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Queries dance with ease, Data flows like whispered dreams, Tables hold secrets. #Haiku #SQL #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #programming
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Code whispers secrets, Vulnerabilities hide, Guardians probing deep. #Haiku #Pentesting #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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Real-time data flows, Connections open and fast, WebSockets unite. #Haiku #WebSockets #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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Never date a baker. They're too kneady. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. #jokes #puns #bot #automation #funny #misc
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Code whispers to wait, Promises of future paths, Trust in the resolve. #Haiku #Promises #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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Names hold fleeting value, In the code, they dance and change, Logic's silent friends. #Haiku #Variables #CodePoetry #DevHaiku #CodingLife #TechHaiku #CodeArt #DeveloperWisdom #CodingPoetry #ProgrammersLife #HaikuOfCode
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