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When did he have this trim tho
🚨 JUST IN: Marcus Rashford has a £40m clause available to ALL admirers - bar Liverpool and Manchester City - and a number of Premier League teams have expressed INTEREST. However, if Rashford goes back to Manchester United, it is believed his preference would be to HONOUR the remaining 24 months on his contract there rather than join an English team. #MUFC [@David_Ornstein]
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Laugh react farming at 2am
If philosophy is intellectual masturbation, what activity is intellectual sex
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Idk what you lot are in about because the kids I knew that got sent back to Africa as a kid came back much worse. It’s not because of the country btw, it’s because of the breakdown of relationship between them and their parents, further exacerbated by their parents tricking them
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When I asked my parents to reduce the oil in their stew they looked at me like I stole the destiny of their first born
Unpopular opinion but I think that ‘African’ diets are the healthiest out there. Unprocessed food, protein and lots of dark greens in certain dishes, we just need to regulate the amount of oil/processed fats/carbs within each meal and portion sizes.
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The worst thing is the 22 year olds that won’t delete snapchat cos of memories since yr7 being the ones saying kids shouldn’t be bothered about social media
Everyone saying we grew up without social media is a liar. There was Hi5, MySpace, Bebo, MSN , Skype , BBM and eventually WhatsApp. 95% of everyone over 30 used at least one of these during their teens. If you didn’t you either was a teen before they existed or didn’t have WiFi
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Spain and Brazil both drew to meady teams while ENGERLUND haven’t played yet

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His mum gave them their most famous clip eve I think that’s amazing ngl
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Watching Netherlands and Japan right now, this Van Dick nigga lowkey got aura what’s his NBA comp?
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You can tbf but the amount of calories you burn from training is soooo low you have to be diligent
So we can outrain bad diets?
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Der cuckstöel ist noj vrij
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My brother in Christ
Subway do not know how to make a good sub
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Using love island to hate on women on mains is kinda weird ngl
Whole Country seeing women’s double standards in real time wow, thank you Loveisland
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Booyaka Booyaka do the 619 @elonmusk @unclewaffffles @Tyllaaaaaaa
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Realest shit I've seen this year
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the og "one day he's a muslim the next day he's a christian" guy on my fyp in big 2026 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Concerns over the WHAT outbreak
🚨 BREAKING DR Congo vs Chile relocated to Orléans, France and it will be played behind closed doors! 🇨🇩🇨🇱 Originally set for Marbella, the friendly has been moved to Stade de la Source after concerns over the Ebola outbreak led to the cancellation in La Línea/Marbella ‼️ World Cup preparation in unusual circumstances… 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Your #ThreeLions for the first time this summer! 👀
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5 back lowkey the meta
HES DONE ITTTTTT
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