I adapt mate, i'm like a social chameleon
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Feb 7
Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x
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“Nowhere near as serious” for the press to then call them out. Clowns
30 Nov 2025
We are aware of an incident that took place at the Etihad Stadium yesterday between a group of fans. From the information that has been provided to the Club by the relevant authorities and through internal investigations, we can confirm that this incident did not involve Leeds fans and that the injuries were nowhere near as serious as the inaccurate rumours which have circulated online. This matter is subject to an ongoing police investigation.
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Max retweeted
7 Oct 2025
here’s the actual Gary Neville audio
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Any chance you lot doing something for a change @citymattersreps
24 Sep 2025
Newcastle recently backtracked on this as they saw what a PR disaster it was. So guess what we do? A game that so many real fans want to see. Tickets to a £20k a year private school which specialises in Hockey & Rugby.
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Of course the Southern flag shaggers also hate the North
8 Sep 2025
BREAKING: Reform UK vow to scrap new Liverpool to Manchester rail line
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liv…
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Shithouses the lot of you @ManCityHelp
24 Aug 2025
I didn't get into a ground for the first time in 60 years . I told the stewards I couldn't possibly stand in a queue for a long time due to recovering from shingles . He tried his best on his walkie-talkie. His boss said, " Tough." I just went home . Not moaning, that's life
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Max retweeted
2 Aug 2025
'Come see our new gaffs in an old cotton mill in the heart of Ancoats, a nod to Manchester's working class roots. So why not pop in for a brew and a natter r'kid? When you see our buy to let yield you'll be madferrrit'
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Pure corruption this, Jesus Christ 😂
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Max retweeted
6 Nov 2024
Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion
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I honestly thought he was crap first season as well 🤣
Buzzing to have been proved wrong. Baller
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Max retweeted
16 Sep 2024
Mexican Combat Gilet
15 Sep 2024
what’s the most obscene display of wealth you have seen
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Any excuse.
6 Sep 2024
Sol Campbell insists he deserves a KNIGHTHOOD - as former England international questions why he is always 'overlooked' and claims he is 'up with some of the sporting greats of our country' trib.al/YOC2zKv
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Got a ticket, but embarrassing this whole blag about caring about face value resale when Ticketmaster whack £200 on for “In Demand” pricing
Oasis Live ‘25 UK and Ireland tickets have now SOLD OUT.
Please be aware of counterfeit and void tickets appearing on the secondary market.
Tickets can ONLY be resold, at face value, via @TicketmasterUK and @Twickets.
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How exactly will that work? Can’t exactly stop people transferring a ticket they’ve sold on for profit?
Be mega if there’s a way though
We have noticed people attempting to sell tickets on the secondary market since the start of the pre-sale. Please note, tickets can ONLY be resold, at face value, via @Ticketmaster and @Twickets. Tickets sold in breach of the terms and conditions will be canceled by the promoters.
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