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Your performances also don’t match your personal ambitions mate
🚨🇦🇷 Enzo Fernandez feels that his personal ambitions cannot be matched with Chelsea's current project. (@alex_crook @talkSPORT) #CFC
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Mar 31
🚨 BREAKING: Italy are OUT of the 2026 World Cup.
Third World Cup missed in a row. ❌🇮🇹
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Rookie mistake tweeting this before they play together (they were ass)
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Who’s his replacement?
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Fair play
Mar 31
🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree deal to appoint Roberto De Zerbi as new head coach, here we go!
Story revealed yesterday now confirmed as De Zerbi has accepted #THFC job with IMMEDIATE effect.
Five year deal set to be signed as De Zerbi decides to accept this challenge.
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🚨 💣 Marc Cucurella BOMBSHELL interview
“The moment Maresca left, it had a big impact on us. These are decisions taken by the club. If you asked me, I would not have made this decision. To make a change like that, the best thing is to wait until the end of the season.”
“I understand this is part of the club’s policy & that they want to take this direction,signing young players and looking to the future. But, for all of us who are still here and want to win big things, moments like this (PSG) make you feel discouraged”
“We have a good core of players. The foundations are there. But to fight for major trophies such as the Premier League or the Champions League, you need MORE. Signing young players only might complicate achieving those goals.”
(@TheAthleticFC)
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🚨 BREAKING: Marc Cucurella :
“Back to La Liga?”
🗣️ Cucurella: “You always think about coming back, I’m very happy at London and Chelsea, so is my family, I’ll leave it for a few years from now”
“But what about if Barca calls?”
🗣️ Cucurella: “It’s clear that if those situations arose, they’re difficult to recuse, I’d have to consider it and talk to my family, I’m not thinking about that right now, if it happens, we will see what decision to make” 🤔
(@FlashscoreES)
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Mar 25
🔵🚨𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎́𝐍𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐑 €𝟏𝟓-𝟐𝟓𝐌! 🇵🇹🔥
Silva(22) is a 6’2 right footed CB
he is top 1st percentile for successful tackles against dribblers🤯
What a Game he had Vs Chelsea😮💨
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Mar 25
I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare.
It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas.
But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner.
I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.”
I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe.
Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas.
The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay.
“No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola.
But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?”
I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal.
But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem.
Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel.
He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh.
I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree.
We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?”
I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office.
Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks.
A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask.
It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me.
I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?”
Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.”
“I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?!
He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?!
Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard!
I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much!
You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!”
He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?”
I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed.
And then I woke up.
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