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as long as the outcome is income! #EverythingsProfit
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Football Twitter has a video for every possible situation and it’s hilarious 😭😭😭
Pedri highlights vs Cape Verde:
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Despite Spain having 74% possession, Cape Verde committed just ONE foul the entire match. This is the least amount of fouls committed by a team on record in a World Cup match 🤯
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You guys are abusing that instagram filter😭😭
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This is the most important image of the 21st century to date. Study it. Never forgive. Never forget.
Not a scene from a movie 💔
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People that didn’t watch AFCON
Bro, no team in Africa matches this current Moroccan team. Lets be honest
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There will be serious talents on display in this game and half of them won’t be on the pitch.. camera man has one job!!
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Atleast when the weather gets worse on Friday night we’re cozied in 😭😭😭
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Judging intelligence based on a degree is crazy business. Intelligent people exist across every profession.
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🚨JUST IN: Cape Verde’s keeper Vozinha is 40 years old and has made FOUR saves vs Spain in the first half It’s 0-0 at halftime
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The Windhoek community is mourning the loss of Biggs van Wyk, a familiar figure in the city's central business district, who died at age 83. Van Wyk was a familiar presence who spent many years sitting and walking at various traffic lights in the central business district of Windhoek, particularly along Independence Avenue. He was frequently seen looking dignified and well-dressed, often seen with a walking stick, a cooler box, and a camping chair by his side. According to those who knew him, Van Wyk was a man of faith who often prayed for the safety of motorists. His death has prompted an outpouring of tributes on social media, with many describing him as compassionate and inspirational. Funeral arrangements will be announced at a later stage. #NBCNews #nbcdigitalnews #nbcDSTV282 #nbcGOtv20 #nbcPlusApp
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Proud beyond words 🇳🇦🏁 Welcoming home my grandchildren after making history as the first Namibians to achieve a podium finish at a South African National Karting event. Your hard work and determination have made the nation proud. The 🏆stars #Namibia #Karting #HistoryMakers
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Zimbabwean author Sue Nyathi is finally receiving her flowers. Thirteen years after publishing The Polygamist, the acclaimed novel has been adapted into a 22-episode supernovela that premiered on Netflix on June...
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"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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OMG, Arsenal won what? 🥹

No one even remembers that arsenal won the EPL, small club indeed
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Cucurella after playing with Mbappé and Vini jr. instead of Delap and Garnacho 😂😂😂😂
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“The patient has died after the procedure you gave me” ChatGPT: I am sorry to hear that! Can I give you another procedure??
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A Grade two learner, nine-year-old Motjaritje Tjambiru died in a fire that engulfed her family's shack in Kanaan A, Gobabis. The incident has left the family in shock and mourning. NBC News spoke to the young girl's aunt, who recounted the heartbreaking scene and the pain the family is enduring following the tragedy. nbcnews.na/node/117172 #NBCNews #nbcdigitalnews #nbcDSTV282 #nbcGOtv20 #nbcPlusApp
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I know older cars are affordable, but where do they end up when they can no longer run and there aren’t parts for them anywhere? We might end up being a dumping site.
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