Everything I tweet is a lie. 🙏🏿 #InBradyWeTrust #BEANOFOREVER 💛💜💛💜!!!

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Some memories simply can’t be deleted.
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i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.
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beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering
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beavers are the best
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A baby girl with necklace 1940s
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You ain’t right for this smh… lol
Just signed a 5 figure deal! Ladies and Gentlemen, i will be producing season 3 of the Elliot Wilson Experience ! #MAJORMOVES #ZOOVIE
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If The New York Times got its hands on leaked audio recordings from the Situation Room, then we have a massive national security crisis on our hands. That very likely means our enemies know everything that’s been said in that room, at least since Trump took over. This should be a massive scandal.
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SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book. Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. axios.com/2026/06/14/trump-s…
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“Babyama” was the leader in the clubhouse, but the old man still got his fastball
Skip Bayless unfortunately painted the corner at 101 m.p.h. with “Victim Wembanyama”
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isolation will save you from a lot of unnecessary situations
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🚨 New Patreon Exclusive - FIRST LISTEN Debut of our new series. This week, we break down Jessie Reyez new album in an episode entitled “FEMINEM”. Subscribe to AEOE for this episode and much more bonus content exclusively on Patreon 📌 Patreon.com/alleyesone
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😂🤣😂
This for Mamdani
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Everything outside the big 3 ugly if we being honest
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943 as a new Atlanta area code is pretty egregious
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USUAL SUSPECTS
🚨 UPDATE: 8 people charged in Sex Ring “Underground Bunker” for Paying adults to Rape their Children and Pets — Ages 3-16. Trial delayed as mom pleads guilty and flips on co-defendants In Bibb County, Alabama, eight suspects ran a sex trafficking ring out of an underground bunker where children as young as 3 were drugged, bound, and raped with adults paying to abuse them. Animals were also targeted. Rebecca Brewer and mother of some of the victims, pleaded guilty to sexual torture and nine counts of first-degree kidnapping. As part of the deal she agreed to testify against the other seven defendants. The trial for the remaining suspects has been delayed while the case expands, including a federal investigation into at least one of them. These monsters turned their own kids and pets into victims for profit. How long will it take for every last one of them to face real justice?
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It’s crazy that old ass nigga still fuckin cause how your son in highschool with melo son and them
Jacob Wilkins, son of NBA Legend Dominique Wilkins
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Gaming as an adult: -Think about gaming all day -Get home -Too tired to game -Try again tomorrow 🥲
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Because y’all won’t stop paying $350
does anyone have an explanation for why concert tickets were $35 fifteen years ago and now they're $350
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Bring it back to $70 too then while y’all at it
Nike is officially bringing back the 2001 Air Force 1 (shape!) - A slimmer toe box - Less bulky - Cleaner side panels - Lower, sleeker silhouette - More vintage-style proportions
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Nose piercing, Double ear piercings on top of dreads as an offensive tackle. Unserious player
Trade: The Kansas City Chiefs are dealing OT Wanya Morris to the Atlanta Falcons, per sources. Morris, who started 16 games for Chiefs, gives Atlanta much-needed tackle help.
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Replying to @CleffTheGod
Dodged the truth, but still managed to finally get a hit that let you run a base Niggas saw you out at first You need him, so you out at home now just like a double play
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Can't believe none of his family members jumped in to take that wrap. The family millionaire should not being going to prison.
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Former NFL star Michael Vick says he cried for two weeks straight after going to prison “It didn't get real til they slammed that door and they locked it” “My first day in there, they kept coming to check on me to make sure I was alright. They were peeking in on me. I took the covers and just put them over my head because I felt like I was about to go crazy for a minute” “Every time they came to that door to check on me, I thought it was somebody coming to say, ‘Alright, you learned your lesson. Somebody bailed you out’” “After day four or five, when I realized that nobody was coming, that's when I had to start letting all the emotions out” “I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I got sentenced because I went into my sentencing not expecting to get two years” “You know what, this is about to be a chapter in my life that I'll never forget. Hopefully I can live to talk about it and laugh about it. It's not a serious matter” “This is for the next generations to see as they watch this and be like ‘Don't play with your career. Don't play with what God gave you and the position He put you in. Never take that for granted”
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