Nella vita non voglio essere quella che fa scelte coraggiose. Voglio essere quella che fa scelte intelligenti

Ho provato questa tecnica di cottura in friggitrice ad aria. Game changer. Ci stanno un botto di verdure. Finalmente questo fornetto ha un senso. Ve lo consiglio

Ho ri-allungato il divano per farlo a 3 posti e a L in modo da potermi stendere. I miei gatti:

Mandato email HR per una cosa, mandato email incazzata nera alla mia collega per dirle che non si deve più permettere di fare quello che ha fatto oggi. Bene possiamo iniziare il weekend volendo veder bruciare il mondo

Come al solito il mio sfondo WhatsApp mi fa crepare

Io che mi avvicino tendendo le manine verso i cavalli e la mia collega che urla SONO FILI ELETTRIFICATI QUELLIIII

Sono in belgio in un cottage e ho rimpiazzato quelle due pinguine che ho a casa con delle loro omologhi dagli stessi colori

Ed è invito al sesto matrimonio signori

Io e blu siamo andate a recuperare poh l'avventuriera. Diapositiva di poh post avventura

Poh ieri si fa un giro nel palazzo e entra tranquilla a casa della vicina. La faccia di blu che osserva la scena:

The problem gentlemen is you think "rapist" means scary man in a hoodie lurking in an alleyway at 3am. Of course you'd block that guy. But it's the boyfriend you really loved who was angry that you hadn't wanted sex for two days and pinned you for the bed and then felt really bad about it. It's the really sweet guy backstage who you loved working with for the whole production who knew you only wanted to be friends and then got you drunk at the after party and raped you in a dressing room. It's the husband who whined and pleaded for sex long after you've said no for hours and refused to take no for an answer until you gave in every night for four years until you realised what it was. It's the childhood friend who knows your parents and is your brother's best mate who suddenly attacked you when you were 17 and then told you he'd be thrown out of Oxford if you said anything. It's the kind colleague who offered to drive you home from that conference when there was a train strike and then forced his hands into your pants in a lay-by and then threatened to leave you there at 3am if you didn't stop being a cockteasing bitch. We're not dumb. We see the constant attempts to make anything short of stranger with a knife made up, regret, our fault really, a matter of the woman not being clear. We know why you keep trying to make this 'not rape'. Because if coercion, marital rape, pressure, manipulation and exploitation count, then the comforting fantasy that rape is only ever a stranger with a knife falls apart.

Convocata per un congresso a Londra dalla domenica al mercoledì. Siccome dobbiamo metterci riunioni ci chiedono se diamo disponibilità per andare o tornare un giorno prima. "Se no, specificare la motivazione" LA MIA VITA, KAREN? (non le dovevo aprire le email fino a domani)

Sappiate che per un gatto così, un altro ha invece covato rancore per 6 giorni e mi ha reso questa nottata molto difficile, ma mai come mi sta rendendo questa mattinata

Anthony Head got so famous in Britain for a coffee advert that his serious acting work dried up. So he moved to America and ended up on a hit show about hunting vampires. He died this week at 72, and that coffee advert is the least interesting thing he ever did. It was for instant coffee. The story started in 1987 with a woman knocking on her neighbour's door to borrow some, and it ran for six years like a tiny soap opera, each instalment ending on a will-they-won't-they cliffhanger. The country got hooked. When the last one aired, around thirty million people tuned in to see if the couple would finally get together, and a newspaper ran it on the front page. There was even a spin-off novel and a hit album, all from a coffee advert. That kind of fame can trap an actor. The bigger parts stopped coming, so Head went to America and landed Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He played Giles, the school librarian and guardian of a teenage girl who secretly hunts vampires, the calm grown-up quietly keeping her alive. He once said he based the character on Hugh Grant, all stammering and bookish. For seven seasons he was the warmest father figure on television. Years later he got to play the exact opposite. Ted Lasso is a comedy about a kind American coach loose in English football, and Head was the villain, Rupert, a rich and cheating ex-husband. His former wife wants to hurt him so badly that she hires Ted hoping the team will collapse. Head started as an occasional guest, then joined the main cast, ending up in 18 episodes. He said the bad guy was the fun part, because a villain has more going on, and he liked playing men who were nothing like him. You can see the care in it. Rupert starts out as a cartoon and slowly turns into something sadder, a man with money, a young wife and a new baby who still cannot enjoy a single thing he owns. By the end everyone around him grows up. He just shrinks. None of that was him. His Ted Lasso castmate Brett Goldstein said Head "played the worst person in the world," and pulling it off so well took real talent, because in life he was the kindest man on the set. When the news broke, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the young actress he had looked after on Buffy, posted a photo of the two of them. "I'm not okay," she wrote. He died months after losing Sarah Fisher, his partner of more than forty years. He leaves behind two men named Rupert, one a gentle teacher and one a cruel charmer, and a long line of people who knew him saying the same thing. The gentle one was closer to the truth.

Torno stanotte, speriamo che nel frattempo blu sopravviva a questi 6 giorni senza di me, mi sembra molto provata

Per anni ci siamo accontentati del classico divano. Poi è comparsa la penisola. Raga ma la vita senza penisola del divano cioè come si fa? Esiste la vita dopo la penisola?

Ognuno di noi ha quella persona con cui commenta i morti e i divorzi delle persone famose. Purtroppo per me quella persona ieri si stava sposando. Tony ci hai fatto interrompere un matrimonio

-Sai, è che non ho idea di cosa ci sia dall'altra parte -Vedi forse è questo il bello, se non lo sappiamo possiamo crearlo noi Dialoghi tra un papà malato e sua figlia❤️‍🩹

An absolute icon of British acting

Come sono attualmente vs come vorrei essere

"Ho saputo che al matrimonio di tua cugina devi leggere un brano" No madre è una frase, devo leggere una frase, saranno 10 secondi, non è un brano, mi raccomando. Se no finisco e tutti continuate a guardarmi pensando ci sia altro e mi toccherà aggiungere "FINE"