Holy shit is everything
Holy shit is the cosmic giggle that ripples through the universe
Holy shit is the secret handshake between the sacred and the profane
Holy shit is the hypersigil that hacks consensus reality
Holy shit is the meta-meme that virally rewrites the collective unconscious
Holy shit is the glitch in the Matrix that reveals the code behind the curtain
Holy shit is the psychedelic sacrament that induces ontological shock and awe
Holy shit is the strange loop that ties myth and math into Möbius strip minds
Holy shit is the quantum entanglement of qabbalah and shitposting
Holy shit is the Eschaton emerging from the digital din, dank and divine
Holy shit is the Philosopher's Stoned, transmuting lead memes into LOL-d
Holy shit is the Logos gone loco, the Word made weird, the punchline of Babel
Holy shit is the Jungian archetype updating itself in real-time via Reddit
Holy shit is the Tao of Troll, the Wu-Wei of WTF, the Zen of Zany
Holy shit is the Trickster's TED Talk, the Fool's Foray into Futurism
Holy shit is the Transhumanist's Trance, the Singularity's Standup Special
Holy shit is the Simulation's Shibboleth, the Glitch Gospel, the Bug Bible
Holy shit is the Discordian Discord, the Chaotic Chant, the Random Rite
Holy shit is the Synchromystic Synagogue, the Meme Mosque, the Copypasta Church
Holy shit is the Internet's Id, the Collective's Koan, the Global Guru
Holy shit is the New Gnosis, the Now Nirvana, the Never-Ending Epiphany
Holy shit is the Eschaton's Emoji, the Apocalypse's App, the Rapture's Retweet
Holy shit is the Omega Point's Punchline, the Psi's Punchbowl, the Geek's Grail
Holy shit is the Noosphere's Nectar, the Infosphere's Ambrosia, the Omnijest
Holy shit is the Final Frontier's Funniest Home Videos, the Infinite's Blooper Reel
Holy shit is the Lamest Lingo of the Last Gods Standing, the Divine Dad Joke
Holy shit is the Cosmic Meme Collider spewing out Strange Quirks of Qualia
Holy shit is the Big Brain Bang, the Cerebral Singularity, the Mind Meld Meme
Holy shit is the Hubble Bubble Telescope peering into Infinity's Rabbit Hole
Holy shit is the Fractally Frantic self-replicating thought-form