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🎄30RockTree🎄 @30RockTree
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🎄30RockTree🎄@30RockTree
9 Jan 2024
🎶 I'm still standing! Yeaaaah, yeaaah, yeah! 🎶 📸: @NYCRobyn
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🎄30RockTree🎄@30RockTree
11 Oct 2024
A note from the Senior Spruce Scribe...
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Happy 70th birthday, @alroker. You're old enough to be ME now. Though you've been lit at Rockefeller Center before, so you're ready for the job.
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When I had it sent off to the pawn shop... 💵💵💵
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Now that tree season is over, a note from the tree's writer, @MattHaze... (1/3) THANK YOU for your support of the tree over the years. The fact that you get a kick out of the ridiculousness in my brain still blows me away. I'm just a man with words to share. Thank you so much!
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I read your messages. I know during the holidays, when the world can be a shit show, you look here for some fun. May I suggest we ALL make a point and try to bring a smile to someone's face every day. You don't know what someone is going through. You could be a light they need.
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Finally, I don't get paid to do this. It's a labor of love. If you'd like to support the work I do, you're more than welcome to buy me a coffee or two, which fuels the creativity and keeps the baristas employed. Any bit would be appreciated. THANK YOU! buymeacoffee.com/30rocktree

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BRB. 📸: @umitsmo
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It is my final weekend. If you broke up with your other half before Christmas, you can bring your new one by today and get a cute selfie with them.
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WITH TINSEL.
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um I need a lawyer, just got an eviction notice
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I know you want to know, but I’m legally not allowed to tell you if we make a noise or not when we fall in the forest.
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At this point, I should just stay until St. Patrick's Day. I think my natural green look would fit in perfectly. Plus, pour some vodka in my stand and I'll REALLY fit in.
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IT'S THE FINAL DAYS OF THE 30ROCKTREE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! ALL MY LIGHTS AND EXTENSIONS ARE ARE 50% OFF THIS WEEK ONLY!* * sale excludes my star because they're diamonds and I have standards.
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Why am I still here? At this point, I might as well switch to Valentine’s Day colors.
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I’ve been officially renamed the Rockefeller Center Overstaying Its Welcome Tree.
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It’s snowing. Can someone turn up my lights, please? It makes for a fantastic electric blanket.
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As tree season comes to a close, my writer @MattHaze would like to say THANK YOU for your support over the years! These posts are fueled by coffee, and he's ever made you laugh (or cringe), you can support him by buying him a coffee or two! Thank you! buymeacoffee.com/30rocktree

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City of New York
@nycgov
4 Jan 2024
Goodbyes don’t have to feel like this. You’re more than landfill to us. Head to a @NYCParks Mulchfest location near you for a sustainable (and free!) Christmas tree send off: nyc.gov/mulchfest

🎄30RockTree🎄@30RockTree
3 Jan 2024
Your Christmas tree brought you joy, happiness and memories with your family that you will cherish for a lifetime. Yet your fond farewell to your fir friend is to drag it to the curb in a dirty old tarp and leave it on the side of the road? Jerk.
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