How to Nigel Farage:
1. Say racist things at school
2. work in city, repeat 1 (probably)
3. Found party because Tories don’t think you’re posh enough
4. Become MEP, do little, milk system
5. Brexit Lies
6. Hide from Brexit
7. Become MP, repeat 1, 4, 5, & 6.
8. Avoid work