THE MOST VERSATILE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS “SHIT.”
That’s right, shit.
You can smoke shit, get shit-faced, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, tell people to eat shit, forget shit, give a shit, or not give a shit.
Some people know their shit.
Some have shit for brains.
There’s crazy shit, deep shit, bullshit, horse shit, chicken shit, scary shit, weird shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, and not enough shit.
Sometimes you’re in deep shit.
Sometimes you’re up shit creek without a paddle.
And sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.
Share this if you give a shit, or scroll past if you don’t.
Have a shit-free week.
But remember—shit happens.