Come for the 🔥🔥🔥 TAEKS (c), stay for the Connor stories. Also I hate people. Walker told me I had AIDS.
Joined February 2013
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Jun 14
Happy 614 day.
Shout out to my faves @SchmidtsCbus @Donatos @HOMAGE @AvisharB @MemorialGolf @crookedcan
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Jun 13
Europeans visiting the USA for the World Cup …
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Americans after winning their World Cup opener 4-1
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Jun 12
#WorldCup is like gay porn for me. I have tried watching it and respect the athleticism but just can’t get excited.
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“Watch out Liz Lemon, a dracula is going to get you!”
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Jun 11
Everyone knows about the baby mama stripper in Akron.
Jun 11
Golf’s worst kept secret is out thanks to the difficult and extensive reporting from @JoelMBeall and the @GolfDigest team.
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Jun 8
You gotta love those hometown judges.
Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
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Jun 2
Infinity times deserved! Well done Z!
THE BEST DMAN IN THE NHL! 💥
Zach Werenski's taking home the Norris Trophy!
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Jun 2
Seeing these dates written down in front of my face makes it look even more insane. This is ridiculous.
Jun 1
NEWS: The CFP, ESPN and TNT Sports have announced dates, kick times and broadcast information for the 2026-27 edition of the College Football Playoff.
🔗 Read more at collegefootballplayoff.com/n…
#CFP
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Jun 1
Ohio State Highway Patrol is celebrating like the ‘72 Dolphins right now
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May 31
Still a trash show @JBPDayton @manda_mag
Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton effortlessly slipped back into their roles as husband and wife Eric and Tami Taylor, whose frequent back-and-forth dialogues defined "Friday Night Lights." Take a look at some of their best moments from the 20th anniversary panel in Austin.
Read more here: bit.ly/3RQpgMH
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May 29
I've seen Superbad over 100 times and never does it mention it being the last day of school.
Therefore the answer is Dazed and Confused.
May 29
#HeyGuys, @BeauBishop wants to know which "Last Day of School" movie is BEST:
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May 27
Par 5s under 500 yards are boring.
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The only road in Indiana that doesn’t have a pothole
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May 23
1000% always putt out birdies. And eagles? That's standing right next to them and saying "Don't miss it."
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May 18
All good things must come to an end sometime. You were incredible Pebble.
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