Typos galore! Blame the phone. DNRTFA. Sobriety, recovery, snark. Unapologetic Catholic, but not an apologist. F-Clef. Tempus fugit. Memento Mori.

Joined February 2022
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youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGR… This is probably the best, most striking visual to show what someone feels like when they are in their active addiction. If you think you need help, there are resources in your area. AA, NA, CA, all sorts of programs. There are people out there, just like you, who want to lift you out of that pit. Chances are, you've tried to do it on your own. Repeatedly. What have you got to lose if you try just one more thing?
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Excuse me? The what magic?
Tommy Fleetwood has chance to replicate his 2018 Shinnecock magic as easy US Open golfer to root for trib.al/13sBmaU
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"What....... Does...... Yellow..... Mean?"
On this date in 1983 the sitcom "Taxi" aired its final episode. BITE-SIZED FACT | The 18x Emmy winning series ran for 5 seasons and aired a total of 114 episodes. #80s
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The part about the "P"... Sublime.
This is every white woman at a “No Kings” rally. The Subaru Outback is perfection. 🤌🏼😂
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My great aunt had migrated to deep Virginia and traded her Montana argot for a southern one. I was 6 years old, -- I remember it being the bicentennial. I'd never met her before and she came home to visit her brother, my grandfather. Upon seeing her she instructed my brother and I to "come over and give me some sugar." I parsed that sentence, couldn't understand why she needed sugar, but you don't question adults of that age, so I dutifully went to the kitchen and brought her the sugar bowl. That day I learned what aunties mean when they want some sugar.
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True story, I am from an area that pronounces worsh / Worshington. I grew up on a farm, and when my brother and I were little we'd sit on the step waiting for my dad to come home from the field. My mom saw us and asked us "do you worship your daddy?" And I looked at her weird and said "no, he worshes up all by himself."
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I don't know if someone is having us on with these, but I still find them delightful.
I requested a simple band of rubber from my host. She gestured to a drawer, and the very gesture told me everything I needed to know about American chaos. One drawer. Every household. Always in the kitchen, and it holds the same things in every home in the nation: batteries of unknown charge. Rubber bands. A screwdriver too short for any screw. Birthday candles. Soy sauce packets. Three pens, one of which works. And a key. The key is the part I cannot release. I have now surveyed eleven households. ALL have the key. NONE know what it opens. "What does this open?" I asked Sue, holding it up. "No idea. Been there since we moved in." "Then why keep it?" She looked at me as if I had proposed burning a shrine. "You can't throw away a KEY." She is right. I felt it the moment she said it. A key answers to a lock somewhere. To discard it is to abandon a door you may never find. Eleven households, each guarding one orphaned promise, between the candles and the takeout menus. In Japan, we made a national art of putting things in their proper place. I assumed the junk drawer was that art's absence. Wrong. The junk drawer IS the proper place — for things whose place has not yet been revealed. Not disorder. Faith, with a handle. I confess my crime. I once organized Dale's junk drawer while waiting for him. Small bins. Categories. He opened it, stood silent, and said, "Where's the thing?" He could not name the thing. He knew only that it could no longer be found. I had alphabetized a treasure map. We do not speak of it. The drawer does not need order. It needs to be opened with hope, and closed with acceptance. I keep a junk drawer of my own now. This week it accepted a battery, a twist tie, and a key I found in the yard. I do not know what the key opens. Into the drawer it goes. Someday, the door will announce itself.
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Nasty green algae returns to DC's Reflecting Pool afterTrump's $14M glow-up trib.al/FrCMGn3
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Dr. Heywood Floyd retweeted
Every now and then, I wonder if I only like the music I like because of my age, like boomers do. Then I remember their music was made by feds to make them gay and retarded, and my music was killed by feds and replaced with rap for the same purpose.
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Proposal: AI that responds to querys in the style of Cliff Claven, the mailman from Cheers, with equal creativity Bonus, it butts into searches and conversations unbidden based on what it overhears or is just interested in that day. Realization: that’s just AI
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Dr. Heywood Floyd retweeted
James Harden was arrested for not having a holster. Legally owned gun. Legal to have it in his vehicle. No victim. Just a holster check at 4am. I fought to remove this exact language because it would be used to criminalize law-abiding Texans over a technicality that has nothing to do with public safety. They kept it anyway. Now a man with no criminal record is facing a Class A misdemeanor & bond conditions that strip him of his 2A rights while the case plays out. All because of where his gun was sitting. Told. You. So. @TXGunRights will fight.
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Cleveland Cavaliers player James Harden was arrested on Saturday in Houston on a misdemeanor charge of unlawful carrying of a weapon in a motor vehicle, according to the Harris County District Clerk’s Office. cnn.it/4ooGexQ
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Gonna tell my kids this was Gary Coleman.
TV Guide, June 14, 1986 | Emmanuel Lewis
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If we steal Elon Musk's money we could find a cure for covetousness.
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Is it about a hooligan? Is it about self-pleasure? These days? Who knows?
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There are few things more aggravating than when you have an itch juuuuuuust below the surface of your skin and nothing short of straight up amputation will make it go away. And then you'd have to deal with phantom limb, but even that doesn't sound too bad, considering.
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Free Palestine when you buy one Palestine at regular price. Sale ends soon!
Yeah fuck you @JerrySeinfeld typical psycho attitude
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No need. We all know who is at fault.
Bicyclist injured after Northwest Side hit-and-run, SAPD says ksat.com/news/local/2026/06/…
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I know this is a German make, but it looks something right off Ivan's Very Great Used Soviet Car Lot.
Now live at BaT Auctions: 1988 Mercedes-Benz 240GD. bringatrailer.com/listing/19…
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ALT He Cant Keep Getting Away With It GIF

Disgusting greed of the US and FIFA crushed my son’s dreams He was saving for two years to see Germany play in a World Cup Yesterday we flew to Houston to purchase tickets for the first match “That will be $2,400 plus tip” we heard in a ticket booth “Tip?” I was sure this is a joke “Yes, mandatory 25% tip is not included” I froze from shock “Total of $3,000. Cash or card?” My son looked at me with crying eyes “We cannot afford it, Heinrich” I said “But papa, we came such a long way” he was sobbing I hugged him, feeling my heart is breaking “This would never happened in the EU” he whispered “No son, it would not” I said while wiping tears off my eyes America must never be allowed to interfere with European sports again
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The Spurs' collapse rivals that of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Spectacular. Mystifying. Preventable.
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