Importer/Exporter | Screen Name Kris | My best tweets don't get RTd | Founded @slcdunk | RT, you cowards! | Never, ever happy |

Joined August 2009
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Ahhhhhhh so THAT’s where the jersey ideas came from
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The clearance store for Disney World merchandise they couldn’t sell
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The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.
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REPORT: The Utah Jazz aren’t fully sold on the idea of drafting Darryn Peterson No. 2 overall, per sources The Jazz have shown interest in Cameron Boozer as of late.
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That video with the fish all scattering when the shark is swimming through them

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Fantastic fine print on the premium push
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What the hell did they expect? 🤣
An F-bomb derails a CBS News New York live report on Knicks fans celebrating the championship.
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Batman listening as the citizens of Gotham are being terrorized by the joker.

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Just learning that the K in Knicks is silent?
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Poor Kylie Jenner tonight
Sixth man Timothée Chalamet embraces the moment.
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Looked terrible at the time but the KAT/Randle swap looks even worse now.
Five highest single-postseason plus-minuses on record: 1. Karl-Anthony Towns ( 258 in 2026) 2. Stephen Curry ( 244 in 2017) 3. Jalen Brunson ( 234 in 2026) 4. Draymond Green ( 227 in 2017) 5. Kobe Bryant ( 213 in 2001)
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Jordan, are you going to be drinking tonight?
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Fox robbed!
2026 NBA Finals MVP: New York Knicks' Jalen Brunson.
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Greatest former Jazz man

ALT Jordan Clarkson GIF

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What if the Knicks winning the title was all part of Ra's al Ghul’s plan?

ALT Gotham Must Be Destroyed Batman Begins GIF

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How did Mitch get that?
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There’s inflation, and then there’s Coke and Pepsi charging $12 for a twelve pack. Sometimes it’s “on sale,” buy 2, get 1 free. They just raise the price $1 a month for no reason.
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I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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