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mission accomplished

finished 4th in the celestial inferno tft tourney. one point away from top 3 :,) not too bad for 10 games played total this patch and my first time competing in a tourney. ty to everyone who came by to support <3

we are soo back

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

hair update

i keep seeing black cats in my yard and neighborhood is it time i adopt a black cat ¿ 🥀

wee im competing in the Celestial Inferno TFT tourney this sunday june 14 @ 2pm cst ^-^

might have to research this…

HOW DO YOU K*LL DARIUS

i love sleeping with the blinds open during a thunderstorm

#nw the oldest view (2023)

The new trailer for ‘THE WOLF AMONG US 2’ has been released. Releasing in 2027.

YESSS PEAK IS COMING

HOW DO I WATCH THIS ITS NOT AVAILABLE IN US

These lights are the best things I’ve ever bought lmaooo. Literally felt like I fell into the backrooms with him

RT @DabMasterDaniel: Starting SGF day 1 with the best streamer @666daph !

(flirting) do you wanna watch this 80s horror comedy about killer klowns putting humans in cotton candy cocoons

backrooms rewatch time 😝

excited to announce that I'm co-streaming @LAGShowcase Summer Game Fest on Thursday, June 4th @ 4pm CST on twitch :3 #SummerGameFest

funtime!