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Listen bots…. Unless you’re brunette, Under 5’-3”, Trim, Wearing an “actual” dress & heels, Willing to live up here, & can tolerate a crazy 120 lb Rottweiler, There is NOTHING you can do that will make me interested in you. So for gods sake, STOP !!! 🙄
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Great…. Now I’ve got a squirrel in the house…. 🙄
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Come home to a couple neighbors. She’s gonna spit out a baby here pretty quick.
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It’s hysterical how pissed off people get when you drive the same way they do. I wish the cops would pull people over here, it’s a damn free for all.
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He wasn’t real happy with me. 🤣
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Damn Birch pollen. It’s all over everything right now.
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Got the million mile baby tonight.
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After driving a truck with disc brakes for a couple yrs, getting in one with drum brakes again is really weird. Gotta hit that pedal pretty hard !!!
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Guess I’m going to work tonight… wasn’t really planning on it, but I’ll soak up 12 hours of overtime whenever I can.
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$95.00 for 30 lbs of dog food…. Damn dog eats better than I do.
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Watching the news, with all the other happy horseshit going on, why are we worried about a $250 bill or not ? 🤔
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That 17 HMR just disintegrates these squirrels. Damn things….
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8studoldfart retweeted
After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace with no visitors for six months. One day, there’s a knock. A huge, bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a party Friday at 5. You should come.” “Sounds great,” says Tom. Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.” “No problem—I can handle that.” “Probably some fightin’, too.” “I get along with folks—I’ll be fine.” “Maybe some wild sex, too.” “Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?” Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”
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2:00 AM, little ground fog….
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HOT DAMN, I HAVE WATER !!!!!
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Finally should have water again by tomorrow night. Pump apparently died. This is gonna be an expensive month….. 🤷‍♂️
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I’d really like to punch whoever created OF….. 🤬🤬🤬
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The mine is so slow right now, I just told the boss that I’m gonna stay home tonight. He said not a problem. Sucks, but nothing I can do about it. Slow everywhere here now. Dog will be happy though…. 😂
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I guess the rain up here was a little white earlier….
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Shop called today & told me the problem with my Raptor. Apparently, the stereo module behind the screen on the dash took a shit & is causing all the sensors to go haywire. I just laughed cuz I knew the stereo quit, but I never would’ve imagined all that.
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Dropped the Raptor off at the shop this morning. The electronics are going crazy. These newer vehicles are nice, but they can really annoy the shit outta you.
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