That was the last shakeout before the next shakeout

2025 could be best year of your life. Take it, it’s yours.

2024 was the best year of my life 2025 I will make sure it will also be the best year of my life Built different Better every year Health only we already have the rest Thank you God for the opportunity

It's almost time gentlemen. Prepare for lording. Not wen lambo. Wen Bugatti. Soon.

Value of top 10 Bitcoin Ordinals collections: $588M Value of top 10 Ethereum NFT collections: $4.3B Market cap of Bitcoin: $1.8T Market cap of Ethereum: $402B The market can only remain this irrational for so long Ordinals are going insanely higher

In 2024, Magic Eden became the #1 NFT marketplace. For 2025, we’re focused on staying at the top and becoming a go-to DEX for token trading.

I was told there was to be a Santa Rally. What the fuck is this

This is the dip to condition and scare you into selling early on the rip off all rips higher They even paid Capo to buy to scare u If u get past the ultimate test which is Capo finally buying and yet u stay bullish victory is yours.

How alts work Market up > "Lemme buy this dogshit pile of poo given similar dogshit piles of poo have 10x the value, good R/R, easy decision" Market down > "Why the fuck do I own a dogshit pile of poo am I retarded? I should probably sell..." The only way for that not to be the case is when people actually think they're owning the future of France DEFI did that in 2021, alts generally did that in 2017 But given this is the disillusion/peak gamblefication cycle focused on "everything is worthless anyway so might as well buy memes" everyone is paper handed to the max this time around Need to get rid of that attitude for alts to truly shine

Jerome Powell to all our bags

Yep, the #1 Bitcoin app is going to 0

if you’re not checking prices when randomly waking up at night, you’re not one of us..

2. Don't rush decisions Make money slowly. Protect money quickly. This is one of my favourite quotes:

I am officially deploying the almighty power of the titanium Cheeto on the $ME chart. Time to send $ME in the name of world peace.

The next nft to hit 100k will be bitcoin puppets Newsy Johnson

Where do normal people spend their time on the internet. There can’t be anywhere more entertaining than crypto twitter. I love it here.

BREAKING: @Microsoft shareholders reject the proposal for a strategic #Bitcoin reserve. In 5 years, they’ll understand. Everyone buys Bitcoin at the price they deserve. #BTC doesn’t wait. It simply transfers wealth to those who see.

Markets often bottom on bad news btw Fuck Bill Gates

Yeah crypto goes down. Sorry to break the news to you new retail beta tampon lettuce hand boys. If you can't handle this go back to voting for kamala harris and rubbing lotion on your fat girlfriends feet.